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The Girls' Guide to Summer Movies

You've seen the trailers, you've read the other summer preview articles, but the buzz stops here. Behold, a run-down of films for those of us who cherish summers full of uplifting movies that do not involve guns, explosions, unromanticized drug use, tweens, death or Tony Scott's able direction. Whether you are a female cinephile or just a guy hoping to defile his girlfriend in the back of a cinema, consider this your summer cheat sheet.

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The Name's Bondsicle. Grape Bondsicle.

· Behold Del Monte's delicious new frozen dessert, in the shape of Daniel Craig emerging from the surf in Casino Royale. I'd ask that you kindly refrain from making untoward remarks about the placement of that wooden stick, and simply enjoy this frozen, washboarded treat. It kind of reminds me of Han Solo in carbonite -- but edible, so even better!
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Verbinski Drifts From Bioshock, Luketic Boards Barbarella

As he waits kindly for Universal to come to a decision on his big-budgeted videogame adaptation Bioshock, director Gore Verbinski has begun to signal that he may not continue with the project. The cause? A potentially crippling case of homesickness.
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Movieline On The Scene: Scott Caan's Book Launch


What is Hollywood besides a dream factory that gives wing to the most pure, visual expression that lies inside a poet's head? It's also a place for bitchin' parties! In a bid to reflect the star-studded, vodka-sponsored tapestry that is Hollywood nightlife, we sent our party correspondent Louis Virtel (found blogging regularly at our sister site Hollywood Life) to this weekend's biggest scene: the soiree for Scott Caan's new book of photography. Louis cornered some of the party's biggest stars (Jon Hamm!) and had the balls to ask Caan about, er, his own.

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Four Guesses For What Mattel/Universal's Monster Toy Musical Might Be

Variety reports that Universal has "made a big-bucks deal" to acquire the screen rights to a Mattel toy that has yet to see store shelves. They plan to adapt this top secret line into a live-action musical produced by musical maestros Craig Zadan and Neil Meron, with a score by Hairspray/South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut composers Marc Shaiman and Scott Wittman. This would mark the first time the toy company licensed a product that isn't yet on the market, or, for that matter, isn't even public knowledge. Clearly delighting in building buzz, the creative team has dropped a few hints:

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Buzz Break: Adventures in Benchpressing

· Elisabeth Shue is racing New Moon's Taylor Lautner for the coveted, vaguely unsettling prize of "Most Whoa-Inducing Biceps."

· First it happened to Liam Hemsworth, and now Brittany Murphy has been rewritten out of The Expendables. It seems the casting director is taking the title rather literally.

· Here's a novel conclusion from HuffPo's Scott Mendelson: "Sad to say, but the death of [John] Travolta's son is nothing but good news for the financial success of his latest picture." Thanks, asshole!

· Jay Leno's farewell from The Tonight Show delivered the program its highest ratings...since March. Kinda ouch? But hey, it was the highest-rated Friday edition ever! So that's something.

· Sandra Bullock on romantic comedies: "They are terrible, they are bad. They are not funny...and most of the time they are not romantic. So they shouldn't be called a romantic comedy." Damn, Sandy -- we were really hoping to attach you to The Socialite And The Guy With The Real Job.

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Remember the Name 'Lucy Punch'

· Lucy Punch, whom you might recognize as Running Blond Woman in Grindhouse fake-trailer Don't, is kindly stepping in for Nicole Kidman after Kidman departed Woody Allen's latest film. While the project still has no title and its plot is a loosely guarded secret, it's rumored Punch is playing a high-class hooker whose services wind up taking down a public official. Kidman cited "scheduling conflicts," which is actress code for "stormed off the set after Woody asked if she could 'maybe sex it up a bit? Here's an idea: Try closing your eyes and imagining how Scarlett might go about seducing a Governor.'" [Variety]

More trade news after the jump!

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Pringles Mascot to Assume Vice-Chairmanship of News Corp

Chase Carey, the fancifully mustachioed CEO of DirecTV, is closing in on a deal to replace Peter Chernin after the News Corp president steps down as Rupert Murdoch's second-in-command later this month. This is something of a homecoming for Carey, having previously served as CEO of Fox Television from 1994 to 2000, co-chief operating officer of Fox Entertainment Group from 1998 to 2002, and held a seat on News Corp's board of directors from 2002-2007. Murdoch had been courting him heavily since Chernin announced he would not renew his contract, assuming instead a producing role on the Fox lot after two decades of indentured servitude to the Liberal-flogging tabloid magnate.
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Sacha Baron Cohen Generously Excavates Eminem for Bruno Stunt

Though Universal may be selling Bruno with the tagline "Borat was so 2007," it's Bruno's marketing campaign that seems stuck in a pre-recession era; for some reason, the Bruno viral videos are running on Myspace (a past-its-prime social networking site currently populated by glittery, animated tumbleweeds) and the newest centerpiece promotion for the Sacha Baron Cohen comedy involves Eminem, a rapper whose oeuvre is notable for timelessly poking fun at Tom Green and Fred Durst back in the year 2000.
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David Lynch Wants to Introduce You to His New Friends

After disavowing traditional filmmaking several years ago with his grainy, ghastly digital epic Inland Empire, David Lynch today takes a big step toward outsourcing his work altogether: His long-awaited Interview Project went live this morning, featuring the first of a years' worth of short interviews with strangers encountered around the United States.
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5 Logos Worse than WME's New Design

William Morris Entertainment officially opens for business Tuesday, commemorating WMA and Endeavor's holy agentrimony with a day-long celebration. Among the baby-B-Q and Jim Wiatt dunk tank, attendees might also try their luck at designing a new WME logo -- even if the superagency apparently already has one. I'm still having difficulty believing it's either official or anything close to final, particularly with the backlash gathering momentum over the weekend. The logo is neither attractive nor sensible (the "2" supposedly represents "entertainment" and "Endeavor") nor consistent with either of the partners' original brands. It says nothing, and thus it sells nothing.

That said, it could always be worse. Or could it? Decide for yourself after the jump.

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Up Yours, Hell

Another year, another Pixar triumph. And as badly as I feel for Drag Me to Hell, I'm still giddy at Up's success. I can't help it. Something about their movies brings out my inner chubby Asian. The weekend projections are right this way...

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Friday Box Office: Up, Up and Away

Clinging to its vast bunch of helium-filled box-office balloons, Pixar Up soared well over the competition on its opening day. Estimates for Friday signal a $21.4 million bow, which should translate to a healthy $67 million weekend. Not so good news for Drag Me to Hell, which couldn't convert rave reviews and orgasmic posters to cash; the Sam Raimi thriller posted a disappointing $6.4 million and may not break $20 million for three days. It has Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian to thank for much of that, with the Ben Stiller hit showing off its strong franchise legs in week two. And for yet another week, Obsessed refuses to die. It's kind of adorable, really.

UP: $21,400,000 (new)

NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM: BATTLE OF THE SMITHSONIAN: $7,550,000 ($87,346,000)

DRAG ME TO HELL: $6,420,000 (new)

TERMINATOR SALVATION: $5,090,000 ($79,607,000)

STAR TREK: $3,650,000 ($200,350,000)

ANGELS & DEMONS: $3,400,000 ($96,960,000)

DANCE FLICK: $1,625,000 ($15,966,000)

X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE: $1,175,000 ($168,145,000)

GHOSTS OF GIRLFRIENDS PAST: $635,000 ($48,745,000)

OBSESSED: $220,000 ($67,063,000)

[Data: Box Office Mojo]

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Our Commenters of the Week Win Phil Spector's Ellen Wig!

Hey, anyone need a wig? Suddenly, for some reason, one has become available, and we're giving it to the authors of our five best comments this week. Also, for the first time, we're including an additional sixth comment that was too good (i.e. compellingly weird and oversharey) to pass up! So, who are our winners?
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