The Name's Bondsicle. Grape Bondsicle.


· Behold Del Monte's delicious new frozen dessert, in the shape of Daniel Craig emerging from the surf in Casino Royale. I'd ask that you kindly refrain from making untoward remarks about the placement of that wooden stick, and simply enjoy this frozen, washboarded treat. It kind of reminds me of Han Solo in carbonite -- but edible, so even better!

· Well, it finally happened: a Survivor contestant has dropped dead. Except it was on Bulgarian Survivor. Producers expressed deep condolences to the family, adding that "if it makes you feel any better, he was totally getting voted off the island anyway at this week's tribal counsel."

· McG: "I don't think there's been a film I've made where there hasn't been some kind of physical fight. I mean, I've been headbutted by an A-list star. Square in the head. An inch later and my nose would have been obliterated. Nah, I probably shouldn't [reveal any names] but it was Bill Murray." [The Playlist]

· J.Hud is K.Nocked up!

· Two teenaged autograph seekers confused Talia Shire for Jason Schwartzman's girlfriend, according to a sighting phoned in to Page Six by an anonymous tipster who sounded like a high-pitched Talia Shire who says things like "Omigawd!" a lot.