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Watch the Trailer for Camp Hell, the Horror Pic Jesse Eisenberg Wishes He Could Take Back

To be fair, nothing in Jesse Eisenberg's recently filed lawsuit claims that he wishes he could take back his five-minute cameo in the low budget horror pic Camp Hell, about evil unleashing a bloodbath at a Christian youth retreat. (That's just a guess.) The actor is simply a stickler for truth in advertising and wants his fans to know he's "not the star of and does not appear in a prominent role in Camp Hell." As for co-stars Bruce Davison, Dana Delaney, and Andrew McCarthy... well, you're kinda stuck. Watch the unintentional horrors unfold in the trailer after the jump!

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Bad Movies We Love: O

Ralph Fiennes's sweeping Coriolanus arrives this weekend. See that shit. Fiennes whips up a batch of thundering personal conflict, the kind that made Quiz Show so awesome, and Vanessa Redgrave gives a supporting performance far worthier of an Oscar than her work in Julia. She is angst and fury. She's like Coriolanus Morissette up there. But if Shakespearean seriousness isn't your thing, please circle back to 2001 when Mekhi Phifer, Julia Stiles and Josh Hartnett served up a Shakespearean telenovela in O, based on Othello. Hope you like hip-hop, opera and Josh Hartnett's "evil" face, because this movie is a green-eyed monster that's trying so hard not to be funny.

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GALLERY: 30+ Chilling Images from The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

Forget all that love for The Artist and Spielberg's Oscar-readyWar Horse; sometimes you need a jolt of pure Fincherian grime and menace to snap you out of the awards season doldrums. Enter these 30+ images from The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, here to remind us that the Rooney Mara-Daniel Craig starrer is the feel-bad movie of the year. Shudder and shiver your way through Movieline's gallery and count down the days to December 21.

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Breaking Dawn's Half-Billion, and 6 Other Stories You'll Be Talking About Today

Happy Wednesday! Also in today's edition of The Broadsheet: Another Hollywood hack bellies up to the Natalie Wood-mystery gravy train... Gary Busey uncorks one of his better one-liners... The Raid is coming to America... The growing cult of Shame... and more.

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Steven Soderbergh Lines Up Thriller The Bitter Pill, Will Probably Never Actually Retire

Ever since Matt Damon let slip, like "a 14-year-old girl," that Steven Soderbergh wanted to retire from filmmaking, Soderbergh has been toying with his adoring public. Look people, he's not retiring anytime soon. He's said as much, side career in fine art or no. What more evidence do you need? How about the bazillionth new project announcement from Team Soderbergh? Good, because here it comes.

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Report: Twilight Fans Terrorizing the Bridal Industry with Fake Engagements

So maybe stocking that $799 replica of Bella Swan's wedding dress from Breaking Dawn -- Part 1 in your bridal store was not a great idea. TMZ reports that scheming single Twi-hards have been faking engagements just to score fittings with Kristen Stewart's knock-off gown making it "extremely difficult to conduct business" in Alfred Angelo bridal boutiques everywhere. Hey, at least they're not recreating the birth scene! [TMZ]

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The Human Centipede II Banned in Australia

Consider it another notch in Tom Six's cinematic bedpost: The barf-inducing horror sequel The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) has been banned in Australia following review by the Classification Review Board, the nation's three-person governing body. Too extreme even for an R 18+ rating, the film was deemed to contain "gratuitous, exploitative, or offensive depictions of violence with a very high degree of impact and cruelty which has a high impact;" hit with a RC (Refused Classification) label, it can't be "sold, hired, or advertised" in Australia.

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The Lucky One Poster: Zac Efron Pouts for Love

The next Nicholas Sparks joint, The Lucky One, comes out April 20, but Zac Efron gives us everything we need to survive the five-month wait -- namely, a killer pout. He stars in The Lucky One as an Iraq War vet who comes home to locate the unknown woman who served as his "good luck charm during the war." In the film's poster, he appears to have found her: Taylor Schilling, of the unfairly canceled NBC drama Mercy, stands in frame. Pretty damn Notebook-y all around.

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Phew, the UK's Richest People Under 30 are Movie Stars

Here it is, the reason I renewed my subscription to the internet: Rich lists. They're just maddening, enthralling and depressing no matter who's on them. Actually, if I were on one, I'd be depressed about it. Like, "I'm the richest? Is this all there is? Time to move to Sedona. Time to open a stationery shop." On the UK magazine Heat's 30 Under 30 Rich List, you'll be pleased to learn that the UK's young movie stars make more money than its pop stars. But who leads the tally?

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Comedian Patrice O'Neal Passes Away at 41

Comedian, radio personality, Charlie Sheen roaster, and sometimes actor Patrice O'Neal passed away following a stroke last month and his long term struggle with diabetes. "Many of us have lost a close and loved friend; all of us have lost a true comic genius," wrote agent Matt Frost in a statement. O'Neal was best known for his stand up, television, and radio appearances, including stints on Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn and the Opie and Anthony show. He also appeared in a handful of films including Head of State and Furry Vengeance; watch him in a scene from Spike Lee's The 25th Hour after the jump.

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Seth Rogen Thinks the Oscars Screwed Over James Franco

If there's one thing we still need to discuss, it's the 2011 Oscars and how co-host James Franco bungled them up. (If you believe that, I have bunch of leftover Sarah Palin jokes I'd like to fly for you.) Fellow Freaks and Geeks alum Seth Rogen responded to a question regarding Mr. Franco, and he finally weighed in on the Oscars' decision to hire young hosts. Specifically, he thinks the Academy screwed James Franco over.

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The Artist and Take Shelter Lead Independent Spirit Award Nominees

It's that time of year for the Independent Spirit Awards to recognize the best and brightest indie films. Today, the panel announced their nominations with The Artist and Take Shelter leading the pack with five nods each. Click ahead and start placing bets on who will take home the awards this February.

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Why Roger Ebert Sits in the Back Row

"'I've noticed that the publicists have started to sit behind me," [Gene Siskel] explained. 'I think they're supposed to spy on my reactions and report back to the studios.' I doubted this was true, but now I became aware of Siskel sitting behind me, possibly to spy on my reactions. So I moved to the back row to outwit the son of a bitch. I picked the end of the row nearest the door, so I could sneak out to the men's room without calling undue attention to myself. Most people have bladders the size of oil drums, but I usually have to pee at least once during a movie. A few of my colleagues share this need, and I am sympathetic while watching them bend over and make a Groucho Marx run in front of the screen in the futile hope that no one will notice them." You relate, right? [Roger Ebert's Blog]

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Watch Charlize Theron Become Enraged in Young Adult Red Band Spot

Charlize Theron said recently that she took a four-year break from acting to work with her production company, so it's interesting to consider what about Young Adult (besides the Oscar-friendly duo of Jason Reitman and Diablo Cody) would drag her back into the craft. Here's an idea: She gets to be profane, uncompromising, and really, really pissed off. In this red-band spot for the new film (out December 9), Theron loses her shit with Elizabeth Reaser, who plays her ex-beau's (Patrick Wilson) new wife. Yikes.

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Sorry: Anne Hathaway Is Engaged, and 5 Other Stories You'll Be Talking About Today

Happy Tuesday! Also in today's edition of The Broadsheet: Tyler Perry's amazing letter to the 11-year-old Penn State abuse accuser... Jared Harris is Ulysses S. Grant... Who knows what the fuck Forest Whitaker is doing... Ben Foster's musical theater ambitions (!)... and more.

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