Lay Off Lazenby! An Appreciation Of The Aussie Actor's Performance In On Her Majesty's Secret Service
Is there a name more tattered in the annals of big-movie casting choices than George Lazenby?
Notice I say “choice” rather than “mistake,” because for all the static about the admittedly somewhat wooden Lazenby’s shortcomings, he managed to hold his own as the steady center of what James Bond fans have gradually come to recognize as one of the hidden highlights of the series, On Her Majesty’s Secret Service.
His filmmaking peers vouch that although inexperienced and not always a day at the beach in terms of temperament, Lazenby was ultimately a pro in his work habits and showed a confidence that enabled him to brazen through a rather daunting succession: replacing the world's favorite Bond while acting opposite one of the franchise's most memorable Bond girls.
That would be Diana Rigg as Tracy, the daughter of crime boss Draco (played by Gabriele Ferzetti as The Most Interesting Man In the World, 1968-style). "What she needs is a man to dominate her,” Daddy D says of his daughter, but, before we get any comments from readers of The End of Men, be advised that Tracy is more than a match for Bond. And it’s not just because The Avengers goddess Rigg —that’s the classic 1960s UK TV spy series, not the Marvel superhero costume party—is more than a match for Lazenby. It’s because the rather sharp script derived from one of Ian Fleming’s darker Bond sagas gives the debonair spy license to submit to her charms and depths. As Charles Taylor wrote of Rigg’s Tracy in Salon nearly 15 years ago, “Her presence enhances the whole concept of James Bond. For the first time, Bond has to prove himself worthy of a woman he’s attracted to.”
We meet Tracy (aka Countess Teresa) in the pre-credits action when her cardinal-colored Mercury Cougar zooms past Bond’s ride. Although he prevents her suicide in the surf and beats down two thugs who try to grab her, she zooms away, leaving a gaping Lazenby to break the fourth wall and say, “This never happened to the other fella.”
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In the making-of featurette that’s found on the Special Editon DVD and in the new 50th-anniversary box set, Lazenby calls that line “A way of breaking the ice,” and he’s right. Director Peter Hunt, who’d been an editor on previous Bond films, explains he had decided to accept that Sean Connery’s departure from the role (which would then go on to Roger Moore, et al) was a lurch. So, in order to "get on with it", he simply asked Lazenby to insert the line, which the model-turned-actor — in his first film role — had been tossing out occasionally on set.
It’s a moment not unlike one in the early innings of The Bourne Legacy, when Jeremy Renner, taking over for Matt Damon, is trying to puzzle out his place in the franchise’s deadly world. “You ask too many questions,” says his fellow operative, surely a subtle reminder from writer-director Tony Gilroy that we should simply belt in and take the ride with the new guy.
Lazenby's ride was a turbulent one, thanks in part to his back-seat driving. From the start, the producers of On Her Majesty's Secret Service had problems calibrating the neophyte’s self-importance: Though he was a tough Aussie who’d been a soldier back home before moving to London in 1963 (where he initially worked as a car salesman), Lazenby groaned about the cold Portugese surf that day he shot the pre-credits surf scene with Rigg. When he had an “I’m the star” snit one night at the Swiss location where the film’s spectacular ski chases were shot, franchise kingpin Cubby Broccoli reminded him that he wasn’t a star until the public decided he was.
That was never to be, of course.
Director Hunt decided after a frustrating hunt for Connery’s replacement that Lazenby “oozed sexual magnetism”, and Rigg personally signed off on his casting. The film’s cinematographer rather hopefully avers in the making-of short that the filmmakers thought they had found the “ruthlessness of Jack Palance and the charm of Cary Grant” in Lazenby.
Alas, the actor's unfortunate wardrobe in the movie — color-coordinated ensembles, bathrobes and frilly formal shirts — made him look more Austin Powers than James Bond, though a kilt Lazenby wears makes for a good gag. After a girl in a mountaintop harem scrawls her room number in lipstick well up on Lazenby's left thigh, a henchwoman for Telly Savalas' marginally suave Blofeld asks Bond about his physical state after a rough chopper ride up. In response, our hero admits to "Just a slight stiffness coming on.”
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Interesting and well done. Thanks Fred.
Perhaps you should watch the movie again. On the helicopter ride he complains of air sickness. During dinner with the count's female allergy patients, after one writes her room number on his leg in lipstick, is when he feels a slight stiffness coming on.
Actually Mark, that's an editing error on my part. Fred wrote it exactly as you explain it. Should have made that clearer. And maybe I will. Thanks.
Thanks for the explanation Frank. Sorry for the tersely worded comment Fred. I had too much coffee this morning.
Perhaps you should read the paragraph again? That's the sequence it describes.
Funny, I also always remembered the comedic quip during the ski chase, where the henchman gets minced by the snow plough as :
“He had a lot of guts.”
But I remember watching it a few years back, and finding there's a subtle difference which (presumably) unintentionally changes the meaning completely. The line is actually :
“He had lots of guts.”
delivered in such a salacious way, that you get the impression Bond is about to ski over his own hard-on.
There's actually none of the comedy I remembered as a kid. Instead Lazenby gives the impression that Bond is hugely thrilled, to the point of being turned on by the gore - even though it was clearly written as a quip.
Have to admit though, I still have a huge soft spot (no pun intended this time) for this movie.
Right you are, we'll amend, though I'd contend the meaning seems only marginally changed. In the book chapter called "Bloody Snow", there's no such line, but Bond does get some spray in the face, and thinks, "Mincemeat!".
'Bond does get some spray in the face, and thinks, "Mincemeat!".'
Whilst licking his lips, and adding "Hmmm. Delicious!" if going by Lazenby's delivery 😉
Have always admired OHMSS. In fact, it is my third favourite after From Russian with Love and Casino Royale. Nicely argued, Fred.
I agree, Baco Noir. Thank you.
On Her Majesty's Secret Service is the closer to the Ian Fleming novel. George Lazenby did a good job with the role. He was not full prepared i don't think for the roll and thus had to try extra hard. Some of the fault has to be given to producers. They wanted to get someone and they just closed their eyes and pointed to the first face they saw. Unfortunately, it was not a big Block buster but as happens with some Bond movies... it later becomes a classic.