Five Possible Directions for the Barbie Movie
Title: Nurse Barbie
Occupation: Registered Nurse
Casting possibilities: Mischa Barton, Lindsay Lohan
Logline: After finishing nursing school at the top of her class, Barbie takes a position at an underfunded local city hospital. But surrounded by so much suffering and disease, she quickly succumbs to the siren call of prescription narcotics (supplied by a pharmacist with whom she's having an ill-conceived sexual relationship) to blunt the pain all around her. Luckily, handsome young internist Dr. Ken teaches her that even a high-functioning addict is still an addict, she kicks her pill addiction, and helps save the life of a kindly homeless junkie with no health insurance. Yay!
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I might actually WATCH 'Nurse Barbie' and I'm not sure how I feel about that realization...
Has Barbie always been as orange as Dina Lohan?
The "tit"le of the article was ok. The story "lay"out was not.
Enjoy "poking" fun at barbie while you can. I think it will make huge money at the "box" office when it does get release. After all i have 2 kids who might want to see it.
steelwolf, does your Mom know you have two kids?
I was just thinking, ALL of these titles would also work for porn.
I'd pony up for Brokeback Barbie with Pamela Anderson as an aging Barbie who's lost her way and confidence. So she spends a summer working on a cattle ranch, meets another cow girl named Skipper (Wynona Ryder) and all sorts of feminine mysteries (and a new way of life Barbie never explored) are revealed to her and explored.
Followed, of course, by BB2 - Scissors Mountain
STEP IT UP BARBIE
reviving the STEP IT UP franchise - Barbie is the part-time cheerleading coach with a really cool car and really cool apt. Her ugly duckling younger sister Skipper (who she never met because Barbie had to leave the house at a young age - due to a SECRET) is the new student who wants to make the cheerleading squad. With the help of Barbie's now EX-Boyfriend Ken and his FABULOUS gay buddies - give Skipper a make-over and help Skipper put the QUEER in CHEER !!!