Five Possible Directions for the Barbie Movie

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Title: Barbie Presents: Top Fun!

Occupation: Air Force Pilot

Casting possibilities: Megan Fox, Olivia Wilde

Logline: As the Air Force's most daring, but often most reckless, female fighter pilot, Barbie (call sign: Ferrarri ) is dispatched to the Middle East "danger zone" of the Middle East. After losing wing-woman Stacie (call sign: Lil' Sis) to a malfunctioning ejection seat during a risky maneuver, she learns an important lesson about responsibility and the importance of family. Yay!

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Comments

  • I might actually WATCH 'Nurse Barbie' and I'm not sure how I feel about that realization...

  • Lowbrow says:

    Has Barbie always been as orange as Dina Lohan?

  • SteelWolf says:

    The "tit"le of the article was ok. The story "lay"out was not.
    Enjoy "poking" fun at barbie while you can. I think it will make huge money at the "box" office when it does get release. After all i have 2 kids who might want to see it.

  • raincoaster says:

    steelwolf, does your Mom know you have two kids?
    I was just thinking, ALL of these titles would also work for porn.

  • HwoodHills says:

    I'd pony up for Brokeback Barbie with Pamela Anderson as an aging Barbie who's lost her way and confidence. So she spends a summer working on a cattle ranch, meets another cow girl named Skipper (Wynona Ryder) and all sorts of feminine mysteries (and a new way of life Barbie never explored) are revealed to her and explored.
    Followed, of course, by BB2 - Scissors Mountain

  • stretch65 says:

    STEP IT UP BARBIE
    reviving the STEP IT UP franchise - Barbie is the part-time cheerleading coach with a really cool car and really cool apt. Her ugly duckling younger sister Skipper (who she never met because Barbie had to leave the house at a young age - due to a SECRET) is the new student who wants to make the cheerleading squad. With the help of Barbie's now EX-Boyfriend Ken and his FABULOUS gay buddies - give Skipper a make-over and help Skipper put the QUEER in CHEER !!!