Five Possible Directions for the Barbie Movie
Title: BarTrek
Occupation: Starfleet Officer
Casting possibilities: Kaley Cuoco, Kristen Bell
Logline: Boldly going where no doll has gone before, Captain Barbie T. Barbingkirk leads the Starship Barbieprise on a humanitarian mission to the furthest reaches of the galaxy, exchanging fashion tips with the universe's most interestingly dressed life-forms, then returning to Earth with cutest clothes ever. Yay!
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I might actually WATCH 'Nurse Barbie' and I'm not sure how I feel about that realization...
Has Barbie always been as orange as Dina Lohan?
The "tit"le of the article was ok. The story "lay"out was not.
Enjoy "poking" fun at barbie while you can. I think it will make huge money at the "box" office when it does get release. After all i have 2 kids who might want to see it.
steelwolf, does your Mom know you have two kids?
I was just thinking, ALL of these titles would also work for porn.
I'd pony up for Brokeback Barbie with Pamela Anderson as an aging Barbie who's lost her way and confidence. So she spends a summer working on a cattle ranch, meets another cow girl named Skipper (Wynona Ryder) and all sorts of feminine mysteries (and a new way of life Barbie never explored) are revealed to her and explored.
Followed, of course, by BB2 - Scissors Mountain
STEP IT UP BARBIE
reviving the STEP IT UP franchise - Barbie is the part-time cheerleading coach with a really cool car and really cool apt. Her ugly duckling younger sister Skipper (who she never met because Barbie had to leave the house at a young age - due to a SECRET) is the new student who wants to make the cheerleading squad. With the help of Barbie's now EX-Boyfriend Ken and his FABULOUS gay buddies - give Skipper a make-over and help Skipper put the QUEER in CHEER !!!