Five Possible Directions for the Barbie Movie
Title: President Barbie
Occupation: President of the United States
Casting possibilities: Hayden Pannitiere, Miley Cyrus
Logline: Following Barack Obama's eight-year run in the White House, America is once again ready for change, electing Barbie to our Nation's highest office. Unfortunately, the right-wing Republican immediately uses her power to undo much of the progress of the previous Administration, frittering away a budget surplus, invading Iran, and further deregulating Wall Street. But after having a change of heart mid-way through her term, President Barbie finally frees herself from the sway of evil political svengali Skipper, and decides she's going to fix the mistakes of her disastrous first two years. Yay!
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I might actually WATCH 'Nurse Barbie' and I'm not sure how I feel about that realization...
Has Barbie always been as orange as Dina Lohan?
The "tit"le of the article was ok. The story "lay"out was not.
Enjoy "poking" fun at barbie while you can. I think it will make huge money at the "box" office when it does get release. After all i have 2 kids who might want to see it.
steelwolf, does your Mom know you have two kids?
I was just thinking, ALL of these titles would also work for porn.
I'd pony up for Brokeback Barbie with Pamela Anderson as an aging Barbie who's lost her way and confidence. So she spends a summer working on a cattle ranch, meets another cow girl named Skipper (Wynona Ryder) and all sorts of feminine mysteries (and a new way of life Barbie never explored) are revealed to her and explored.
Followed, of course, by BB2 - Scissors Mountain
STEP IT UP BARBIE
reviving the STEP IT UP franchise - Barbie is the part-time cheerleading coach with a really cool car and really cool apt. Her ugly duckling younger sister Skipper (who she never met because Barbie had to leave the house at a young age - due to a SECRET) is the new student who wants to make the cheerleading squad. With the help of Barbie's now EX-Boyfriend Ken and his FABULOUS gay buddies - give Skipper a make-over and help Skipper put the QUEER in CHEER !!!