"See the movie so you won't see piranha showing up at your house dressed as...however they want to dress. Just watch the damn thing." And with those sage words, Dimension Films let Gary Busey loose to drum up press for their upcoming summer boobs 'n' blood-fest, Piranha 3DD. Yes, if you've been hiding under a rock it is a Piranha sequel... in 3-D. Spelled with a double-D. For boobs. But I digress! Gary, take it away with advice on dynamiting piranha and fart acronyms and synonyms for steak.
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Now that Piranha 3DD finally has an official release date, it's time to roll out a very, very NSFW new red-band trailer for your viewing consideration. It is base, oversexed, gory, cheap-looking and patently disgusting in pretty much every conceivable way, featuring such steps down as stripper lifeguards, midcoital piranha attacks, and Gary Busey chewing the head off a live fish. It's all just stupid enough to be kind of awesome.
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Real talk: I was, perhaps foolishly, only mildly curious about the in-the-works sequel to Alexandre Aja's boobs 'n' blood killer fish pic Piranha 3D, which we recently learned will take place in a water park, because of course. But then came the shocking revelation that three characters will return for the sequel, Piranha 3DD -- at least two of whom I'd thought were goners for sure. See who lives to fight fish another day after the jump!
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