The playboy matinee idol and the onetime lady wrestler made a public appearance together… even if George forgot to mention Stacy in his Best Actor acceptance speech. (Oops!)
Onstage, George Clooney reveals that he’s just as obsessed with Michael Fassbender’s junk as the rest of us.
And with a single penis joke — not the last of the night, by far — presenter Seth Rogen won the first half of the Globes telecast. Show of hands — who was hoping he’d relieve Gervais of hosting duties for the rest of the night?
Of the varied fashion themes this year in red carpet couture for ladies, a few trends stand out: Intricate beadwork, a la Salma Hayek; high-necked dresses, a la Jessica Chastain; sweeping floor-length pseudo prom dresses, a la way too many ladies who should know better. But what of the humble, noble bustle?
Two ladies faced off with competing bustles at the 2012 Globes, but there can only be one winner: Did Natalie Portman wear it best, in her satiny mauve strapless number, gathered at the right hip like a saddle?
Or was it the luminous Charlize Theron who owned the fashion statement with her delicately bunched baby pink gown, tied elegantly just so with plenty of room for those stems to peek through?
VERDICT: Advantage Theron, by a mile
Jolie’s slinky, form-fitting Atelier Versace gown made a splash, paired with classic red lips, punctuated by an eye-catching slash of blood red. A thematically-appropriate couture accompaniment to her directorial effort, ‘In the Land of Blood and Honey?’
Dress shoes are for chumps — Stringer Bell wears studded slip ons!
The harmonizing husband and wife were just TOO CUTE — a sweet aside in a telecast filled with poop jokes and raunch.
The joy was as palpable as those Oscar hopes as ‘The Artist’ won Best Picture – Comedy. Someone should remind Alexander Payne & Co. that it’s okay to celebrate a little when you’re up there on the podium.
The joy was as palpable as those Oscar hopes as ‘The Artist’ won Best Picture – Comedy. Someone should remind Alexander Payne & Co. that it’s okay to celebrate a little when you’re up there on the podium.
PICK UP THE DOG! PICK UP THE DOG! It was a grand moment for Team Uggie when the canine star joined his ‘Artist’ brethren up onstage for their moment of victory. And, look: HE’S POSING WITH THE GOLDEN GLOBE! IS THERE ANYTHING THIS POOCH CAN’T DO??
Remember, Ricky Gervais has warned us all…
Was repeat host Ricky Gervais too tame this time around? Despite moments of brilliance (example: signing off from the glitzy, star-studded night of expensive champagne-swilling and fancy dress wearing with a nod to the recession) it wasn’t Gervais at his most wicked, and therefore his most entertaining.
More like Emily A-Little-Too-Blunt, amirite? The presenter’s morose introduction of Best Comedy/Musical nominee ‘Bridesmaids’ included the least joyful mention of lady pooping of the night.
Biel’s otherwise lovely ‘Somewhere in Time’-esque vintage-y number featured an unfortunate third boob situation. Still — points for thinking outside the box! (Read: No satins or sparkles.)
The knee-jerk reaction to adorkable starlet Zooey Deschanel’s bold muttonshop sideburn-thingies was to hate, hate, hate them… but we’ll admit, they’re pretty sweet and sultry in a smoky ’60s yé-yé kinda way.
Where do you stand on the issue of Zooey’s Globes ‘do? Are we crazy to think it sort of, y’know… works?
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