Christian Found Footage Horror Harmless Warns You About Evil Porn
You loved the Blair Witch Project, the Paranormal Activities, and all of the knockoff faux-doc horror pics that followed, so now ladies and gentlemen, here comes a Christian horror pic entitled Harmless. Shot, according to the film's website, "in the popular found footage style," the film tells the freaky tale of one wholesome family torn asunder and terrified... by a box of porn. Behold the horrors that await (in terribly staged, lo-fi scenes of temptation and terror) in the trailer for Harmless.
But first! Let the makers of Harmless explain to you what their film is all about. From their official site:
"Harmless is a feature film shot in the popular found footage style. It’s the story about a husband and father and his battle with a box of porn that is found in the closet. Once opened, the box of porn begins to torment the family, much like a poltergeist. It’s sort of a social commentary on how pornography can destroy a family."
Naturally.
To the film's credit, the porn-obsessed family man with a home video camera does justify the found footage setup more than most films in the genre do. "Oh honey, I'm just documenting this for posterity," wink wink...
[Christian Nightmares via Jezebel]
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Comments
White Collar Sideshow puts these guys to shame.
Nicolas Roeg's
Don't Jerk Now.
lol at the kid Tebowing
porn sucks! It turns you into a pissed off human being with no motivation! Atleast for me!
Truly, Jen, the only way to battle and defeat EVIL PORN is with GOOD PORN. I mean
Good, as in "he was an angel."
Personally, I find watching professional naked actors...act... rather dull. And all that
looped moaning? It's worse than the gruntings of tennis players. But not by much.
KRIS THE KLINGON
Yes, porn's the bad guy here... not the parents who somehow allow their children to see it!
If you pause the movie at the 3 minute mark, there's a nipslip that you can jerk off to.
Still looks better than The Devil Inside.
This movie needs some masturbation with crucifixes
"Christian Found Footage Horror Harmless Warns You About Evil Porn"
Punctuation: goes a loooooong way in the title of a story. I had to read that three times.