Roseanne Barr is Officially Running for President of the United States

It's official: Comedienne-activist Roseanne Barr is a Green Party Presidential Candidate. "As POTUS I will forgive all student loans and ALL HOMEOWNER DEBT AND ALL CREDIT CARD DEBT [sic]," she Tweeted shortly after her candidacy was announced. "As potus, I will pursue all lawbreakers-financial terrorists first," she continued, adding an aside to a follower regarding health tips: "u will have 2 stop using diet coke if u r to survive." Let's follow this woman into the future! [@therealroseanne]


  • The Winchester says:

    But what if at the end of her term it turns out that we were all just characters in a crappy book she was writing?

    • j'accuse! says:


      I had loads of comments on this one, but Ms. Barr as a topic is the very essence of low hanging fruit, so, no further comment.

      • Patrick Hallstein says:

        You're quite right, J'Accuse -- Miss Barr IS the very essence of low-hanging ... or at least it's furtherest extreme.

        (Canceling out student loans! It'd make us near downright European and their free education! God bless you and your mission, candidate Barr!)

  • happygolucky says:

    We'll just see what Diebold has to say about this.