What Happy Madison Intern is Behind the Sad, Sad Jack and Jill Twitter Page?

jackandjillposter300.jpgIt's Friday, opening day for Sony's legendarily crapped-upon Adam Sandler vehicle Jack and Jill -- so what better time to launch a Jack and Jill Twitter feed than today, amirite? So the timing's not so good; at the time of this writing the page is just a few hours old. But the Tweets?? PRICELESS. Trust me: Skip the movie, hold onto your $10, and instead give it to the poor Happy Madison intern you might imagine slaving away in the office on a Friday trying to drum up interest in the abysmal comedy one unintentionally hilarious awful Tweet at a time. After the jump, a selection of the mind-blowingly best-worst Jack and Jill Tweets thus far. You're welcome.

[Note: Judging from the sheer desperation coming off each Tweet it's either Sony-backed or the best joke you'll see all week.]

Behold: The most insanely clueless, unintentionally hilarious, desperate last-minute movie twitter feed of all time!

Dress up your dogs and cats as Jack and Jill and send us your best photos! We'll pick the best one to win a phone call from Allen Covert!
Nov 11 via Twitter for iPhoneFavoriteRetweetReply

Animal abuse!

@JEdgarMovie Best of luck this weekend!
Nov 11 via webFavoriteRetweetReply

You'll need it!

Which one of you guys would date Jill? Be honest! #JackAndJill
Nov 11 via Twitter for iPhoneFavoriteRetweetReply

Um...

We all have a "Jill" in our life - in 140 characters tell us about your Jill and win a chance to be a walk on in the sequel
Nov 11 via webFavoriteRetweetReply

Whoa, whoa, whoa... let's not go making threats, Sony.

Hey @Drake! Can you tweet your followers about #jackandjill? DM us if you need tickets for you & your "crew!"
Nov 11 via webFavoriteRetweetReply

(...)

Happy Veterans Day! You know who the real war heroes are? Brothers & sisters! Tweet your best #siblingbattle story @ us. Winner gets RT'd!
Nov 11 via webFavoriteRetweetReply

My. GOD.

Whose got a fat cousin? Put him in a wig and tweet us a photo, first 5 get RT's!!!
Nov 11 via Twitter for iPhoneFavoriteRetweetReply

Okay, okay. Good joke. This Twitter feed can't be real. Right?

[@JackNJillMovie]



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