Caption This, Win Tickets to the L.A. Premiere of Immortals

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Tarsem fans and Greek mythology nerds, get your thinking caps out; Movieline's got four (4) pairs of VIP tickets to give away to send you and a guest to the Los Angeles premiere of Immortals, and the tix will go to the commenters who submit the best captions to accompany any of the below fantastical stills (or the one above) from the Henry Cavill-starring action pic. Ready, set, caption away! Details after the jump. [UPDATE: Contest is now closed to new submissions.]

The Tarsem-directed epic actioner follows Theseus (Cavill) on a quest to battle the evil King Hyperion (Mickey Rourke), who's hell bent on releasing the imprisoned Titans to end the rule of Zeus (Luke Evans) and co. Along for the ride: The goddess Athena (Isabel Lucas), the god Poseidon (Kellan Lutz), and the priestess Phaedra (Freida Pinto).

You've got 24 hours to caption any of the below photos (or the ab-tastic one above) in the comments below, to enter to win tickets to the Immortals premiere, held Monday, November 7th, at the Nokia Theater L.A. Live (777 Chick Hearn Court, Los Angeles, Ca 90015), at 7:30 pm. Ticket holders must be in seats by 6:45 pm to guarantee seating.

And since Immortals is rated R for "sequences of strong bloody violence, and a scene of sexuality," only those 18 and over can win. Under 18? You can still submit your caption for bragging rights, of course!

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The official synopsis:

Visionary director Tarsem Singh (The Cell, The Fall) transports us in this epic tale of treachery, vengeance and destiny in Immortals, a stylish and visually spectacular 3D action adventure. As a power-hungry king razes ancient Greece in search of a legendary weapon, a heroic young villager rises up against him in a thrilling quest as timeless as it is powerful.

The brutal and bloodthirsty King Hyperion (Mickey Rourke) and his murderous Heraklion army rampage across Greece in search of the long lost Bow of Epirus. With the invincible Bow, the king will be able to overthrow the Gods of Olympus and become the undisputed master of his world. With ruthless efficiency, Hyperion and his legions destroy everything in their wake, and it seems nothing will stop the evil king's mission.

As village after village is obliterated, a stonemason named Theseus (Henry Cavill) vows to avenge his mother, who was killed in one of Hyperion's brutal raids. When Theseus meets the Sybelline Oracle, Phaedra (Freida Pinto), her disturbing visions of the young man's future convince her that he is the key to stopping the destruction. With her help, Theseus assembles a small band of followers and embraces his destiny in a final, desperate battle for the future of humanity. Immortals is produced by Gianni Nunnari (300), Mark Canton (300) and Ryan Kavanaugh (The Fighter).

Entries must be received along with your name and an email address where you can be reached. You may enter in the comments below or on Movieline's Facebook or Twitter pages. Contest ends Friday, November 4 at 9:00 a.m. PT/12:00 p.m. ET.

UPDATE: The contest is now closed. Thanks for playing! Movieline will announce the four winners shortly.



Comments

  • Marcus Kaye says:

    Picture Two: So Immortal that I even survived the movie "Teeth."

  • Laurie says:

    The Gods really are crazy after all!!!

  • Justin McClure says:

    Henry Cavill: "Sh@#$, I think I left the stove on."

  • Sara says:

    Photo 1 - Theseus: Stone mason to (Epirus) bow chasin'

  • Sara says:

    Sara Statham (statham.sara@gmail.com)

  • Lacey says:

    Photo #2 - OK, I'm ready for dinner
    Photo #3 - No, really. This cape makes me look cool, right?
    Photo #3 - I thought "Arena" was a good movie...

  • Sam R. says:

    Ab picture: Thank the Gods I escaped from that human centipede experiment. I need a bath.
    Picture 2: Don't mess with venus fly traps. They're tricky.
    Picture 3: I really hope this doesn't inspire a "Meet the SPartans" style spoof...

  • Bill says:

    Picture 1 : Get back Here and fight like A Real Man.
    Picture 2: My Mother told me it had ?Teeth,I didn't Believe her.
    Picture 3: I'm totally Serious...Well, Do you Punk?

  • stolidog says:

    Alas, the evil king Hyperion has already defeated the beguiling goddess Venus, and wear's her cloak to prove that he has conquered an immortal.

  • Picture 1:
    Dammit! Where did Bubo go?

  • K says:

    Picture 1: Um, what was that ripping sound? I told the costume department these pants were too tight!

  • Tami H. says:

    Picture #2: Lady Gaga has not aged well.

  • Veronica Guevara says:

    Picture 1: Omg, dont move...I think I just pooped my pants. Stay calm and look normal...
    Picture 2: I'm a FIRECE kitty.
    Email Address: vero2468@yahoo.com

  • Brittany Weinstein says:

    Photo 1- How dare you say I am not sexy!
    Photo 2- I am aware that a shark is eating my head...

  • Anna Whelan says:

    Photo #3
    Oh Gods (all 12 of them) Mom's gonna kill me when she finds out I used her curtains as a cloak...

  • Samantha A says:

    Photo 1: Who put the whoopee cushion under my chair again!?
    Photo 2: Are you saying the hat makes me look fat?
    Photo 3: If I pose long enough, maybe someone will build a statue after me.

  • Steve R. B. says:

    Pic #1: OCCUPY THIS!

  • The WInchester says:

    #1: THIS... IS... (not quite) SPARTA!!!!

  • Peter Smith says:

    picture 2: "Women get off easy wearing a red A."

  • Peter Smith says:

    picture 1: "Superhero boot camps don't get any better than this!"
    picture 3: "Is the room for the Caligula remake auditions?"

  • Sherry says:

    Wow finally was able to sign in here...
    My caption for picture 1: Ripped & ready!!!
    My caption for picture 2 Mickey Rourke as King Hyperion: Heh too difficult to work with, reject me as Audrey II in Little Shop of Horrors, may take awhile, but I'll show you, I'll be back as a king, King Hyperion that is!!!
    My caption for picture 3: Now I know what women mean about straps cutting into their shoulders...
    Originally put my comment for My caption for picture 2 Mickey Rourke as King Hyperion on Facebook since I tried for hours to get signed in here since I couldn't make a comment because there was no place to enter my name & email and I couldn't sign in using facebook not sure why tried some test comments, but it kept telling I have to sign in to post a comment. So glad I can finally post here!

  • Jorge says:

    Photo 2: "If you think the hood is thorny, you should check the crotch."
    Or "Mickey Rourke arrives ten years late to the Voldemort auditions".
    Or "On the plus side, the cape doesn't have tooth decay."

  • Steve R. B. says:

    Pic #1: "Which one of you took all my Kit Kats?!"

  • Steve R. B. says:

    Pic #2: "Do I have anything in my teeth?"

  • Jorge says:

    Photo 1: "MOM! I just got cast to play Superman!!!"