Never Say Never: 9 Reasons It's OK to Admit You Have Bieber Fever

bieberstache.jpg6. He can poke fun at himself.

As much as Never Say Never caters to its tween core audience (shirtless scenes: check!) the Biebs is unafraid to mock himself. Gently, but still: After sending up his heartthrob persona on Saturday Night Live, he performs a scream-inducing slo-mo head shake that devolves into scene straight out of Jackass 3D.

7. He's a hustler.

Unless you left home at 13 to live in a strange city, hustled early morning radio station visits, sang your heart out for record execs who didn't look twice at you until you broke out as a YouTube sensation, and then embarked on a world arena tour traveling from city to city with just your mom, your crew, and your Twitter following to keep you company, you don't know how hard it is out here for a Bieber.

8. He's a man of the people.

Think back to your days idol-worshipping folks like New Kids on the Block, the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, or, heck, the Beatles. Did any of those uber famous pop stars go out of their way to tell you to follow your dreams? No. They just wanted to make you scream and have inappropriate daydreams involving their floor-humping dance moves, the Tiger Beat tempters. Justin Bieber does it all without having to hump the floor. And he totally wants you to become famous like him so that he can date you.

9. He's cuter than this.

Ready to own up, closet Beliebers? Leave the hipster cynicism behind and testify below.

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Comments

  • Andrew says:

    Hey Jen, isn't it kind of pervy for you to be crushing on Bieber?
    I get why the 12-14 year olds are all a-twitter over him, but you sound like a dude in a van with tinted out windows and a bag of candy waiting outside a school for the dismissal bell.

  • Jen Yamato says:

    Andrew, you've got it all wrong. My love is a chaste love.

  • Ben says:

    Jen...nail...head...you hit right on. I'm a 34 year old man and I love the Beiber, not because I'm pervy, but because he has one of the sweetest singing voices I have ever heard. Real talent. Can't wait to see how his artistry matures.

  • john moore says:

    this kid has got to go!

  • Andrew says:

    Then what's the chloroform for, Jen?
    WHAT'S THE CHLOROFORM FOR?!

  • Jen Yamato says:

    Ben: Don't stop Beliebing.

  • mallory says:

    I have Bieber fever so bad I just broke the world record! Justin Bieber, if you're out there reading this, I just wanted to say I love you and thank you so much for your dedication to all your fans and all the hard work you went through to be where you are now. and can you please friend mallory bell naples florida on facebook! thanks!( thats my friend... we have the same name... lol! Bye! and...I will NEVER SAY NEVER! I have the same dream as you once did and i am going to follow it because of you! I LOVE YOU!

  • Mallory says:

    john moore doesnt know what hes talking about... dont listen to them haters out there cause there gunna try and bring you down but just keep youre head held high! love ya!

  • Macy Bieber says:

    Oh my god! I have always been a Justin Bieber fan (: I will always remember you 🙂 I saw the movie and it was AMAZING! 😀 My sister used to hate you now she loves you. Your songs mean alot to me. And if your single...... text me (: 9412959343 & add me on facebook. Macy bell (: Naples girly (: and text my sister 2398259288. But .... I love you more than she does :p My dream is to meet you someday in my life.and that will always be my dream , your amazing! and super adorablee