50 Tweets From the Burlesque/Golden Globes Culture War

This morning's Golden Globe Awards nominations yielded the customary blend of class, starpower, snubs, and utter pay-to-play WTF-ery that we're used to seeing every year from the Hollywood Foreign Press Association. But one particular film's inclusion among the contenders has much of the world turning to combat when a deep breath would do just fine: It's the Golden Globes, everybody! Why wouldn't we see Burlesque nominated for Best Picture - Musical or Comedy?

But things turned ugly fast, particularly on Twitter, where 140 characters is plenty to call your shot in the Great Burlesque/Golden Globes Culture War of 2010. Here now is bloody scene from the front.

First up, let's hear out the haters:

@setauuta

@cleolinda While I enjoyed Burlesque for all its cheesy glory...just, no.

@shelikespurple

Was it a super bad year for movies or was Burlesque actually .... award worthy?

@johnpaulfoxe

Yes I enjoyed Burlesque, but a Golden Globe nomination! Seriously????? Talk about devaluing a brand!

@bailsebeth

Happy about some of the golden globe nominations, confused about others. Like, burlesque? Really? I'm sure there were other musicals.....

@hannahbluth

I don't know hpw to feel about these Golden Globe noms. Burlesque?! Really, HFPA? REALLY?!?!?! And no Michael Shannon. Ya dun goofed!

@blackdieseluk

Let me get this straight. Burlesque & Alice in Wonderland get nominated but neither Kick-Ass or Scott Pilgrim do? What. The. Fuck. #facepalm

@johnserba

"Burlesque" was nominated for a Golden Globe. A slice of reality pie for the Hollywood Foreign Press Association, please

@blautreacle

I love the Golden Globes for their crackedoutedness, but Burlesque has been nominated? Really?

@KyleBurbank

Fun fact: "Burlesque" has a 37% on Rotten Tomatoes but is nominated for Best Picture #goldenglobessuck #showgirls+coyoteugly=gold

@lookslikelove

Taking a look at the Golden Globes noms makes me wonder if someone was smoking glue. Seriously, Burlesque?

@dawnyanek

The Tourist and Burlesque scored #GoldenGlobe nominations? Wonder if the HFPA was smoking some of Miley's #salvia.

@brandonmonokian

Burlesque nominated for a Golden Globe? There should be a red squiggly line underneath cuz it sure looks like a typo to me!

@Brasspistol

I'm so happy about the golden globe noms! Except for burlesque WTF was that?

@jmbriscoe

I'm gonna assume that the HFPA nominated Burlesque more as a comedy than a musical. That movie was a fucking joke. #goldenglobes

@Carabee

@lula34 BURLESQUE!!! ....BURLESQUE?? I'm.. what the...BURLESQUE?!

Naturally, Burlesque's fans went on the defensive, with a few offensive-minded strategists standing out as well...

@arianneoo

Burlesque nominated for golden globes epic win!!!!!! Also andrew garfield and jesse eisenberg triple wiiiin!!!!!

@AlexSHurst

3 Golden Globe nominations for BURLESQUE. Egg on ALL y'all faces.

@JacquesChiROCK

All I know about the Golden Globes so far: Burlesque nominated for Best Picture. I like everything I know about the Golden Globes so far.

@WaDuRosario

What now haters? Congrats to Burlesque & all their Golden Globe Nominations!!! And they said they could never do it, well suck on it haters!

@GabeFerrero

BURLESQUE'S GOT 3 GOLDEN GLOBE AWARDS NOMINATIONS. YEW MAD?

@GabeFerrero

Burlesque's 3 Golden Globe nominations are gettin' people MAAAD. Better be callin' your hairdressers now, those wigs need to be replaced.

@heykaybee3

Why's there such uproar over Burlesque getting Golden Globe nominations? The moms are for the music, not for the acting. My god.

@TheOfficialJMG

Amused/horrified that Cher's big solo from Burlesque is up for Best Original Song at Golden Globes. Haven't seen the last of me, indeed...

@TomJohnFuller

BURLESQUE HAS BEEN NOMINATED FOR A GOLDEN GLOBE AWARD!! this is massive!! First people said it would flop at Box Office - It didnt....

@prince_aly

what film just got three golden globe nominations? #burlesque. showgirls, glitter, crossroads & coyote ugly never did. #FarFromFlop

@tapeworthy

You know, at this point, I just hope Burlesque wins the Golden Globe Best Picture (Musical or Comedy). #GoldenGlobe deserves it.

@AgirlNgaea

@eonline You guys suck for hating on Burlesque. Its a decent movie. All these pretentious movies that are nominated that NOBODY saw......

@adrianmuniz

Listen. "Burlesque" had songs. Musical. It also had lines like "slut with mutant lungs!". Comedy. So people are shocked by these noms why?

@taylorj25

In regards to the nom for "Bound to You" from Burlesque: I can now say, "Golden Globe nominee Christina Aguilera".

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Comments

  • The Winchester says:

    This is the same category where The Hangover won last year, correct?
    How are these awards relevant again?

  • kj says:

    "Flopando"= new favorite word

  • StevenHollywood says:

    Loved Burlesque the movie, and, everybody in the Theater Loved the movie too.... We clapped and laughed at all the right parts.... What the hell ... F**** all you critics you pretentious little A-holes. It was a fun entertaining movie with a great Sountrack.... Now go somwhere and sulk.... Douch Bags. Take your dollys and leave!!! LOL

  • nako says:

    One of the Twitter-ers have a good point - the nom is for the fact that it's a musical at ALL, not for the quality of the performances. I could tell fifteen minutes into Burlesque that it was Coyote Ugly set in the Moulin Rouge, but I still enjoyed it. Let's be honest, were any of us really expecting Burlesque to be a GOOD movie, or just a pretty one?