Is This Jake Gyllenhaal's Penis? A Movieline Investigation
It's currently cratering at the box office, but Love and Other Drugs was supposed to be a return to the full-throated, unabashedly erotic films of yesterday, akin to movies like Last Tango in Paris and 9 1/2 Weeks that proudly wore its sexual sizzle on its sleeve. And while we get a faceful of Anne Hathaway's front and back, Jake Gyllenhaal only provides an ass shot. But now a still from the movie is making the rounds online, and it seems like Jake Jr. might have made a cameo after all. The (obviously NSFW) picture after the jump.
Here's how it seems without only minimal digital tinkering:
And now here it is with the contrast cranked up to 11:
Ladies and gentlemen, that looks like a penis to me. BUT! Is it really Jake's junk or did some Photoshop savvy prankster drop it in there? I say let's go full-Zapruder and take a look at a GIF of the todger-centric clip in question.
Hmmm...This complicates matters. Frankly, now I'm not sure if it's not just a fold of the sheet that gives the illusion of it being Gyllenhaal's gully-digger. It seems to me like Anne definitely makes contact with something fleshy, but based on the position of his body I'm not positive it's Jake's John Thomas. But if it is him, then Jake is hung like a bull moose and I worry for the safety and sanctity of Taylor Swift's maidenhead.
What do you think, gentle reader? Is this Jake's Gyllen-willy or just a cruel hoax?
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Somewhere tonight a TSA agent is having a wet dream over this junk.
It's not officially the holidays until the Penis of Persia sees its shadow...
It's just the edge of the coffee table behind them. You can see it clearly in the motion video.
yup. Definitely the table..people need to just relax and enjoy the thanksgiving weekend, not look for penises in every film they see. 🙂
Yeah, it's the edge of the table. Darn, I was hoping he is hung like a horse but it would be physically impossible for him to be THAT long. It's the table. There goes my Jake G. wetdream!
P.S. for all the men, you can see the still images of Anne H.'s breasts from the movie. They are not that impressive but if you care, google is your friend.
Three things; it is a hoax, he is gay because it isn't hard( I don't care how professional the man is there should be a major erection if hes not gay), or trick of light.
C'mon, ML...
You're better than this.
Are you blind? If you'll look really well you'll see that she is coming over his had to kiss his chest - you see and his arms up - no legs are in a picture at all. You do have wild vision but you're wrong.
"IT" disappears when she moves her left leg as she's going upwards on the bed.
Spare me your proofs and theories. If I wanted reality I'd never go to the movies. I relish the deception, especially this one.
sorry...can't believe it's him. Picture quality aside, the reality of life is that one in 1 million men might be built like that, and they would not be playing as a normal star for audiences...they'd be running some sort of sex store, gift shop, or stud service for WAY more money than film pays.
they were constantly mentioning tape being used for the sex scenes, so i doubt that anyone would be able to see jake naked in this film.
Oh com'on . Pls grow up. The movie should be enjoyed as a whole without keep focusing on nude parts of actors. It must have been hard on them to make it. But I really respect that commitment. I'm pretty convinced that I only want to see the movie to see depth of JG 's acting.
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Oh Dixon, you seriously stepped in it now! That GIF had to be lifted from a bootlegged copy, based on the studio not wanting to leak the saucy content. The piracy wonks will be knocking on your office doors come Monday morning. (Sorry, poor choice of wording there.)
When they protect a movie such as this one don't you think they'd watermark the scenes most likely to be viewed?!
"I worry for the safety and sanctity of Taylor Swift’s maidenhead." No need to worry, Taylor Swift hasn't been a virgin for a while now. John Mayer is wearing her "maidenhead" as a notch on his belt and she confirmed it with her 'Dear John' song. Jake is just going after sloppy seconds as usual.
its not. iif you look closely at the gif, its clearly not it. the photoshop just accents the shade of the sheets in the background to make it look like a penis, but in the gif i see no penis. the stil is probably photoshopped.
In the Entertainment Weekly article they went on and on and ON about their little modesty patches they were both wearing, so not sure why they would bother with covering themselves in some sex scenes and then mysteriously have them off for others. If they were both willing to have their junk onscreen, they would've just Kevin Baconed it.
Not unless Jake's standby cock is 12 inches in length. Look where his hips and thighs are in comparison. Myth busted!
I will choose to believe that it is indeed Jake's real thing, if only to make the thought of gifting two hours of last night to the viewing of the movie a wee bit less of a loss.
Definitely some sexy bits and nice to see so-called eroticism even attempted by Hollywood these days, but unfortunately lost in the murk of multiple story-lines colliding.
What's the big deal whether it is or isn't? We already saw his junk (albeit from far away) when he and Heath jumped off the cliff in Brokeback. BTW this really isn't how I wanted to spend my time while recovering from my turkey-tryptophan coma...)
@MilesSilverberg... Au contraire, my friend. Jake did not take the plunge with Heath in that off-the-cliff scene in Brokeback. Caps from the segment show that a stand-in did the nude leap with Heath.
Wow...stunt cock! Shades of Orgazmo!
Still doesn't make up for Moonlight Mile.
Sorry, boys and girls, that peen is FAKE.
As fake as Jake Gyllenhaal's relationships with females.
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