20 Alternate Titles For the Sure-to-be-Renamed Die Hard 5
During a recent interview, Bruce Willis let the cat out of the bag that a script for a fifth Die Hard film is complete. Considering that the fourth film, Live Free or Die Hard -- a play on New Hampshire's state motto coined by General John Stark -- broke free of the template forged by the two earlier sequels, Die Harder and Die Hard with a Vengeance, the fifth film could really be called, well, anything. Ahead, Movieline offers Fox 20 title suggestions for the fifth Die Hard film. You're welcome.
(Yes, we're reusing a couple from yesterday and, of course, your suggestions are welcome)
Early to Bed and Early to Rise, Makes a Man Healthy, Wealthy and Die Hard
Only Those Who Dare to Fail Greatly Can Ever Die Hard
Die Hard or Die Trying
Die Hard Five For Fighting
An Eye for Eye Only Ends up Making the Whole World Die Hard
Speak Softly and Die Hard
Die Hard 5: The Dark of the Moon
Live and Let Die Hard
Funny or Die Hard
Die Hard 5: Viva Rock Vegas
Supercalifragilisticexpialidiehard
Venus Lowering
Fools Rush in Where Angels Fear to Die Hard
Love Means Never Having to Die Hard
Die Hard: The Curse of the Black Pearl
National Lampoon's Christmas Die Hard: Hans Gruber's Island Adventure
The First Girl Scout
Now I Lay Me Down to Sleep, I Pray the Lord My Soul to Keep; if I Die Hard Before I Wake, I Pray for God my Soul to Take
John Tucker Must Die Hard
Hudson Hawk 2
Comments
Die Hardest
Some Walk by Night, Some Fly by Die Hard
Dying Young and Hard
Live Together or Die Hard Alone
We'd like to thank everyone involved in the DieHard movies for incorporating America's Most Preferred Automotive Battery. We suggest naming all future movies after out products: DieHard 6: Gold, DieHard 7: Platinum, etc.
Die Hardees
That way it already has the product placement to recoup the losses.
"I sent a bottle of sparkling apple juice to your house. Did you DIE HARD?"
best would be:
Bad Habits Die Hard
Die Harderer
John McLane Rambo
Bill & Ted Die Hard
Indiana Jones and the .... oh nevermind
Dye Hard: McLane vs Ben & Jerry
or even...
Old Habits Die Hard
It Is Easier For a Camel to Pass Through the Eye of a Needle Than For a Rich Man to Die Hard
Heroes don't die hard
Die Hard, Die Hard My Darling
Die Now and Forever.
Die Hard: Wishes from Corbin Dallas
Eat Sh*t and Die Hard (You Gravy-Sucking Pigs)
The Young Live and the Restless Die Hard
Three's Company, Eight is Enough and the rest Die Hard
Dumb and Dumber Die Hardester
Hardly Dying
Only The Good Die Hard
Float like a butterfly, Die Hard like a bee!
Die More Often.
Can't Hear You Over All the Henchmen Who Die Hard
Before you die hard, could you take out the trash, feed the dog, wash the car, pick up some groceries, get those concert tickets and pay the bills?
Hard Five
Die Harder.....
Die Hard In A Fire
just die already!!!
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