Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part 2: By the Numbers

Bravo closed the curtain on the Real Housewives of New Jersey's second season last night, and there were tears, fake apologies, and (best of all) one dramatic weave-pull re-enactment courtesy of Andy Cohen and Danielle Staub. In the tradition of last week's Real Housewives of New Jersey recap, Movieline is again applying the By the Numbers scorecard to Staub's last episode on the series ever. Here are our findings:

Number of times Teresa used the C-word: 1

Number of times Jacqueline produced Twitter death threat evidence on her iPhone: 1

Number of times Danielle suggested that her Facebook page had been hacked: 1

Number of times Danielle suggested that her Twitter page had been hacked: 1

Number of times the word "tweet" was used in an argument: 10

Number of times Andy Cohen questioned a housewife's parenting skills: 2

Number of black leather purses Andy Cohen theatrically handed to Danielle: 1

Number of wigs produced from said black leather purse as evidence: 1

Number of times Danielle explained the mechanics of hair extensions: 1

Number of times Danielle and Andy Cohen re-enacted the infamous weave-pulling incident: 1

Number of times that Andy Cohen broke face while re-enacting the infamous weave-pulling incident: 0

Number of times that Caroline Manzo broke face while watching Andy Cohen re-enact the infamous weave-pulling incident: 5

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Comments

  • TurdBlossom says:

    Oh please. Their all still anti Danielle. Especially if she ends up scoring her own show while McGilla Gorilla (Teresa Guidice) ends up walking because of the addition of her much hated sister-in-law (just how easy is to get on this woman's shit list anyway?)

  • Ernest says:

    OK, prepare for Ascension now.

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