Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part 2: By the Numbers

Number of times Danielle said that she was happy while grimly holding Jacqueline in a stage hug: 3

Number of shrieking surprise guests: 1 (Kim G.)

Number of plastic surgeries undergone by said shrieking surprise guest in present lifetime: Approximately 10

Number of U.S. dollars it would take for Teresa to get in the ring with Danielle: 100,000

Number of times that Caroline defined a seating chart for Bravo audiences: 1

Number of times that Caroline refused lunch with Kim G.: 1

Number of split screens employed by Bravo production to maximize the catfight effect: 2

Number of times Danielle said she was being nailed to the cross: 3

Number of times Danielle admitted to "embellishing" in court: 1

Number of housewives still firmly anti-Danielle after Danielle's pseudo-apology: 1 (Stay strong, Caroline)

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