5 Seasons of Hills Cast Members (and the Useless Men in Their Lives)
Season 2: Speidi Is Born
It was 2007, Heidi had still not undergone major reconstructive surgery and an opportunistic friend of Brody Jenner's named Spencer was worming his way into The Hills. Lauren realized the error of her first season ways and broke up with Jason and started dating Brody. Heidi faced a pregnancy scare and decided to throw Lauren a joint birthday/"I'm Sorry I'm Dumping You For MTV's Devil Incarnate" party. Whitney tripped during a modeling segment for Good Morning America and interviewed for a Teen Vogue position in NYC. Audrina moved in with Lauren and vacantly stared into the camera for months on end.
Token Deadweight Boyfriend: Spencer Pratt, who actually asked Audrina out first (she shut him down) before romancing Heidi when he was not flirting with Playmates. Despite Lauren's please, Heidi moved in with Spencer by the end of the season.
Where Is He Now? Pratt was reportedly banned from set for six weeks after threatening to kill a Hills producer who asked him to do something he objected to. It happens!