5 Seasons of Hills Cast Members (and the Useless Men in Their Lives)
Season 5: The B*tch is Back
Kristen Cavallari, the boyfriend-thief from Laguna Beach, nobly agreed to replace Lauren during the show's fifth iteration. For the first time in MTV history, the network staged a complicated love pentagon between Kristen, Brody, Justin Bobby, Jayde and Audrina, who spent most of her time on camera cruising Melrose for "cute tops." Lo was only contractually obligated to appear onscreen if she was offering half-hearted advise to Audrina. And Jayde, the Playboy Playmate dating Brody, captured Movieline's heart. Heidi pretended she wanted children for the sake of generating weekly tabloid covers and Spencer harassed the couple's darling mixed-race neighbor Enzo.
Token Deadweight Boyfriend: Brody Jenner. Sorry, Brody. It was a close call between you and Justin Bobby (Spencer is dead to us after flirting with Stacie the bartender) and honestly, Justin stepped up his game last season by pretending to cook Kristen dinner. Meanwhile, Brody flirted with women other than his loving girlfriend Jayde and made her cry at the juvenile-themed birthday party she threw for him.
Where Is He Now? Allegedly getting cozy with Avril Lavigne. Please MTV, can we trade in Brody and get more Jayde in the last season?
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