The Celebrity Apprentice Premiere: A TVLine IM Debate
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Louis: I have an insane soft spot for Summer Sanders. She's been a host on ESPN and Nickelodeon! What that means: She hosted a Nick game show called Figure It Out, and that gets me misty. The Secret Slime Action is: Touching me deeply. I actually do not care for ESPN.
Julie: Diabetic mysogynists everywhere are rooting for Bret Michaels. I'm surprised that he couldn't find a charity that would backpedal women's rights while raising money for those afflicted with diabetes. I also adore Summer Sanders. She is still America's sweetheart. And those biceps.
Louis: She's like the nicest girl ever who will completely kill you. I don't care for many of the guys. Michael Johnson? Goldberg? Sharon?
Julie: Haha. Bret Michaels needs to stay until the last week. Darryl Strawberry won some "cool points" with me when he immediately started speed dialing his big donor friends and identified himself as "Straw."
Louis: I can get behind "Straw" too.
Julie: Sinbad. Can you believe that Sinbad is on this show? He is the second biggest misogynist competing this season. Remember in the first 10 minutes when he tried to convince the other guys that female loose cannons will self-destruct while male loose cannons are rock solid. There was some kind of bizarre mysogylogic.
Louis: Mind you, this is the same man who had a famous stand-up bit where he ragged on McDonald's workers, and here is hawking burgers on the street.
Julie: Wikipedia fun fact about Sinbad: In 2009, Sinbad was placed in the top 10 of the 250 worst tax debtors for the state of California. The comedian owed the State 2.5 million dollars in personal tax income. That puts it all in perspective for me.
Louis: Julie, you try finding a blue vest and an orange shirt on budget!
Julie: Also, no one asked Summer and Sinbad who they brought in as donors. What's with that?
Louis: Well, Sinbad was in the clear because they won the challenge, but the point about Summer and Namelessa is valid. They also had the least important jobs, frankly. No one was eating those burgers. People were paying $1,500 to see Cyndi write down orders and say, "I'm writin' dan yeh owdah."
Julie: Sad but true. I really expected Rosie O'Donnell to make a donation for like $10,000. Just to come off as the better person in this Donald-Rosie standoff.
Louis: Ugh, that'd have been incredible. I mean, Rivers was there! Rosie should've come with her. Who's your ultimate pick to win?
Julie: Sharon Osbourne. She is so much bigger than any of this shit and makes no secret of it. She is running circles around all of these clowns. I don't even understand why she is doing the show. Who do you think?
Louis: Sharon, to me, is the obvious pick to win. If she can beat up a pixie like Dannii Minogue in the press, then she's Trump material.
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anyone know of good sites for diabetic supplies. trying to find a glucose meter. I found one at the linked site, they even have an offer for a promo, but it looks like insurance pays for it ? any help out there ?
woo hoo bret! that was a really fantastic victory...and he looked great last night!
maybe if holly would have won if she wasn't such a b!tch to cindy ..... cindy's creative genius could have really helped holly out on the last project.
Florence and the Machines totally wrecked the VMAs. Dog Days Are Over is such a catchy song and it really is so much better than the trash on the radio today.