The Celebrity Apprentice Premiere: A TVLine IM Debate
Disgraces
Louis: What did you think of Rob Blagojevich's self-exoneration speeches? Did they make the truffle burgers better?
Julie: They really did. It was like dinner and a show in one. That is what he is going to do every episode too. The men's team will be coming up with a jingle for a new line of Arby's chicken products -- and Blagojevich will be telling his story to a PA just off camera.
Louis: It'll get to the point where Rod is pleading innocence with the carriage horse he's supposed to drive.
Julie: Ha! I'm glad they tossed Carol. She was dead weight.
Louis: Much as I love Carol and all lesbian screenwriter/producer/comedians of the '90s, she was the least enthused member of this group. Even though Selita made arguably one facial expression this episode, and it's one that kept saying, "I'm a little shocked!" And that beats Carol's "I'm a little bit weary of this life."
Julie: Which one was Selita? The Victoria's Secret model?
Louis: Yeah, the nameless one. Namelessa.
Julie: Let's stick with that name. To me, Carol was gone when she couldn't even operate the potato press (or whatever that tool was that cut potatoes into fries).
Louis: Her carnival barking wasn't inventive either. And who else were they going to eliminate? Holly Robinson-Peete? Excuse me, she is bringing one-liners right now.
Julie: Indeed.
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