On the Wings of Famewhoredom: A Bachelor Finale Analysis
Is Dancing with the Stars a good move for Jake?
Julie: I think definitely not. He does not have the star power of Kate Gosselin, Pamela Anderson, Shannen Doherty -- he has no shot.
Louis: Buzz Aldrin's flirty malt shop routine is going to f*cking school his.
Julie: HA.
Louis: It also seems early for Jake to resign himself to DWTS. Like, he couldn't wait four months for another season?
Julie: Right, I don't think any of the other contestants were invited onto the show this soon -- usually, there is a three-month period where they are on at least one tabloid/Us Weekly cover per week. And grant unlimited Extra/Insider interviews to discuss the future of their relationship.
Louis: Sorry, OK! Magazine. Jake Pavelka is in a very committed relationship with being the next Mya.
Julie: I don't understand how America still cares about the bachelor or what happens to them after the show ends.
Louis: Neither do I. I think they'll spend less time caring about this guy. However: I would enjoy updates about his bawling father. Let's see him face Bruno Tonioli's stupid screaming.
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