FCC Indecency Dept. Introduces 5,000 of Adam Lambert's Biggest Fans

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Adam Lambert's American Music Awards performance was historic for more than just its prime-time mainstreaming of homoerotica. He was also the first American Idol runner-up to register more than 5,000 angry complaints to the Federal Communications Commission -- a record sure to stand until someone spikes David Archuleta's water at a forthcoming Idol reunion, resulting in a spew of Simon-centric epithets that will rattle the Mormon Church to its squeaky-clean core. Or until Lambert rocks the Oscars, whichever comes first. Read on for a few of the most adoring new Lambert devotees (the best of which, if your boss has bionic eyes, is decidedly NSFW).

Many thanks go out to The Smoking Gun, whose tireless trolling of the public record resulted in some of the new year's most powerful expressions of democracy, including the excerpts below. Let freedom ring -- and bitch and moan with thinly veiled homophobia, of course.

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· Lewd Lambert Lambasted [The Smoking Gun]



Comments

  • Jay says:

    Where's the truth about Adam and Kris? I've watched every youtube from the AI tour. Never saw anything like that.

  • Jay says:

    Saw the Idol tour in St Louis. Adam was the best part of the show and got the loudest applause. I can't wait for his solo tour. Just hope prudes stay home with their children. They can get worse off the tv any time during the day. Let them watch "the Doctors" show, on at 9 am. One day they showed how to put a condom on a banana. OH THE SHAME!!!!!! Do you watch soaps???? They are worse. Just tune out when Adam is involved. He has over 300,000 following him on twitter. He doesn't need you or any of the other homophobic haters.

  • Jay says:

    Can't wait to see Adam on Oprah. Guess these haters will now start hating Oprah also.

  • pragmatic pen says:

    the complaint rate to the network was 1500, this is to the fcc.
    did the smoking gun get the tally on the number of letters of support that they received?

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