FCC Indecency Dept. Introduces 5,000 of Adam Lambert's Biggest Fans
Adam Lambert's American Music Awards performance was historic for more than just its prime-time mainstreaming of homoerotica. He was also the first American Idol runner-up to register more than 5,000 angry complaints to the Federal Communications Commission -- a record sure to stand until someone spikes David Archuleta's water at a forthcoming Idol reunion, resulting in a spew of Simon-centric epithets that will rattle the Mormon Church to its squeaky-clean core. Or until Lambert rocks the Oscars, whichever comes first. Read on for a few of the most adoring new Lambert devotees (the best of which, if your boss has bionic eyes, is decidedly NSFW).
Many thanks go out to The Smoking Gun, whose tireless trolling of the public record resulted in some of the new year's most powerful expressions of democracy, including the excerpts below. Let freedom ring -- and bitch and moan with thinly veiled homophobia, of course.
· Lewd Lambert Lambasted [The Smoking Gun]