Project Runway Recap: We Have a Winner! And a Headache!
Althea trotted out a few of her gigantic sweaters, a bucket of beige, and enough of those paper-bag waists to seal Charlie Brown's lunches for a year.
Heidi: Althea! Haha. Give us a break. I mean, your concept.
Althea: Well, with the future occurring so... fast, it's important to have clothes that reflect... it.
Heidi: I guess!
Michael: I have to say, you could really take some of these pieces and add them straight to your closet... (Makes sinister smirk.)
Nina: Go on, Kors, say it.
Michael: Irina's closet, that is! This shit is stolen. Oh, lord. You giant broads think you can do what you want. Heidi stole a Maserati from the Travoltas last week.
Heidi: (Gesturing a halo over her head). Guilty!
Nina: Althea, the dash of color in your collection was nice. Reminded us that there are colors. Otherwise, I think you tried to hit too many notes. You were trying to play a harp when you are clearly a triangle girl.
Suzy: TRIANGLES! (Somersaults backward off of chair.)
Nina: Security.
Heidi: You had one very shiny top that I liked, Althea. If you put it next to my shiny pink pantsuit, people could get hurt. That's fashion. Suzy, please stop climbing the curtains and comment.
Suzy: I DECLARE! (Standing up.) I admired the knit-wear, but I didn't see the futuristic element you described. That was unfortunate! Especially since, right now, I can see the future. (Gazes into ceiling, future.)
Heidi: OK, designers, the judges and I will have a chat, and then one of you will be the winner.
(The designers scamper off.)
Michael: Irina.
Heidi: Done.
Nina: Done. I'm already back in New York.
Suzy: Parallelogram.
Heidi: So we've reached a decision. Should I just shout it? Irina! Don't even come back out! You won! Tell the other girls to leave! Thanks!
And so it was, the sixth season of Project Runway. Did we enjoy ourselves? I almost did, when Malvin yelled that storks were hot and Gordana turned the whole show into a pollution-filled romantic-comedy about loving America and its strange, "flavored gruel." Otherwise, and I think you can say it with me, this season looked like (cue the Zoe Glassner trance remix!) a snoozefest.
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MR. Virtel. Do you know where is Republic of Georgia? ok if you do that's good it makes you smarter then other dumass Americans. I am wondering what you mean by whining working class? We live in a country where the majority of people are working class did you try to disrespect them by saying that? Watch what you write...
I know where the Republic of Georgia is! I saw the Republic of Georgia's internationally traveling ballet last year. Gisele, for real. My comment was just part of my running bit that Irina is aristocratic and acts better than those around her.
I can't let the only comment on this post be about the mysterious location of the Republic of Georgia. Omigod Louis, that transcript is the funniest shit I have read in weeks. Also, thanks for including a photo of that bearded model. I was having a hard time explaining her to people, especially since my boyfriend and I are the only people I know who actually watched this season (and we even stuck around every week for "Models of the Runway," which I see you've tastefully declined to mention).
I don't know how I'm going to go on without Louis's Runway recaps. They were my electrolyte-replenishing Gaytorade.
LOL, stop beating my girl Zoe down, bitchezzzz.
Can the Movieline editors please do a YouTube video with this as the script? Please? Who do I have to blow to get this done?
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