Project Runway Recap: We Have a Winner! And a Headache!

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Carol-Hannah fielded analysis from the judges next, following an episode where we almost saw her vomit a half-dozen times. Bunim-Murray wheedled drama out of her illness throughout the hour, but her collection is what mattered: It featured beiges, grays, and a splash of teal. Fancy that, I'm barfing. Back to the interrogation.

Irina: Carol Hannah! What was with your dumb collection?

Carol Hannah: I really wanted the volume in my pieces to reflect my design aesthetic. And, uh, also... yeah. That's really it.

Michael: Yeah, I bet that's it. At best I would call this "spirited." The thing is, though, you have to guess whose spirit. Chilling, right? My vote is J.C. Penney. Or if a Mystery Movie of the Week from 1972 were a person, him. And where was the connective thread here?

Nina: Agreed. Bye.

Heidi: I, for one, liked the Grecian dress. I would wear it in a second. And you made it last-minute? You could've been a really good Project Runway contestant, Carol Hannah. Off the record.

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Suzy: I declare! (Takes three sips.) The inverted pyramid dress was simply stunning. (Sips.) Shapes! I am thrilled by shapes! Yes! (Sips.) Don't bring up complex polygons in front of me, I'll fall to the ground and scream. Or am I already on the ground? Back to you, Chet! (Eyes cross.)

Heidi: S.O.S. On to Althea.

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Comments

  • Chicago2009 says:

    MR. Virtel. Do you know where is Republic of Georgia? ok if you do that's good it makes you smarter then other dumass Americans. I am wondering what you mean by whining working class? We live in a country where the majority of people are working class did you try to disrespect them by saying that? Watch what you write...

  • Louis Virtel says:

    I know where the Republic of Georgia is! I saw the Republic of Georgia's internationally traveling ballet last year. Gisele, for real. My comment was just part of my running bit that Irina is aristocratic and acts better than those around her.

  • Jason says:

    I can't let the only comment on this post be about the mysterious location of the Republic of Georgia. Omigod Louis, that transcript is the funniest shit I have read in weeks. Also, thanks for including a photo of that bearded model. I was having a hard time explaining her to people, especially since my boyfriend and I are the only people I know who actually watched this season (and we even stuck around every week for "Models of the Runway," which I see you've tastefully declined to mention).

  • Seth Abramovitch says:

    I don't know how I'm going to go on without Louis's Runway recaps. They were my electrolyte-replenishing Gaytorade.

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    LOL, stop beating my girl Zoe down, bitchezzzz.

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    Can the Movieline editors please do a YouTube video with this as the script? Please? Who do I have to blow to get this done?

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