Captain Kirk Wants to Make Love to the Mountain
· Chris Pine: The day you can successfully conquer nature by thrusting yourself into a natural rock formation, you'll have truly inherited the Kirk mantle. Until then -- Shatner's our man.
· Brian Henson tells MTV Movies Blog that a Fraggle Rock movie and The Dark Crystal sequel, The Power of the Dark Crystal, are "very close to going into pre-production. They're both really ready to go. [The studio is] just [in the process of] putting together the final finance pieces and the final distribution pieces." That's practically a blinking yellow light!
· Oscar winner Dustin Lance Black is suing Starzlife.com for for $3 million for publishing explicit sexual photos of himself and another man. Queerty has the full lawsuit.
· Benny Hill's trademark beret and glasses are up for auction.
· Brad Pitt, Good for the Gays™: "It's ridiculous that Prop 8 took away gay people's right to marry! I have no understanding of that kind of hatred...Would it bother me if a child of mine turns out to be gay? No, not one bit. Listen, I want my kids to live the lives they want to live. I want them to be fulfilled....When someone asked me why Angie and I don't get married, I replied, 'Maybe we'll get married when it's legal for everyone else.' I stand by that, although I took a lot of flak for saying it."
· Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer are engaged to be married. Time for a blood test! LOLZ!
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A sequel to The Dark Crystal!? Sweeeeeeeet. Life's just better with Gelflings.
I knew there was something homoerotic about Star Trek V.
Now that I've learned why Captain Kirk is climbing the mountain, I would like to know why he is dressed like Bob Vila.
Captain Kirk is dressed like Bob Vila—why is he dressed like Bob Vila?
Captain Kirk is dressed like Bob Vila—why is he dressed like Bob Vila?
Captain Kirk is dressed like Bob Vila—why is he dressed like Bob Vila?
To saw the mountain
To reinstall...that mountain
Plane the mountain
To refurbish...that mountain
Hammer the mountain...mountain...that mountain
He wants to renovate...that mountain
This should be re-cut with the scenes of Kirk, Spock and McCoy huddled around the campfire: BrokeTrek Mountain.
That may be the best thing to come out of ST V. That was brilliant.
Good thing there's a lawsuit pending, because I'd almost completely forgotten about Dustin Lance Black's nude barebacking photos.
I'd also completely forgotten about Dustin Lance Black.
I think this is what you want:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uxTpyCdriY
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