BREAKING: Phil Spector to Be Separated From Prized Wig Collection for 19 Years

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This just in: Legendary music producer/gun aficionado / lesbian talk show host / professed woman-hater / Dollytor -hairstyle-popularizer / recluse / eccentric / sixth Hives member / all-around-nutjob Phil Spector has been sentenced t 19 years to life for the shooting death of Lana Clarkson. An L.A. judge gave him 15 years to life for second-degree murder, and four years for personal use of a gun, and is ordering restitution payments. There's nothing particularly funny about this, so we'll toss the joke about Kara DioGuardi accidentally outing him on The View today. [CBS/AP]



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