We're Back. With Better Hair.
Dear Reader,
On behalf of everyone here at Movieline, welcome. Whether you come to us as a fan of the original magazine, a follower of our previous online efforts, or out of sheer curiosity after noticing our URL carved into a bathroom stall at one of L.A.'s mustier drinking establishments, we're thrilled to have you here, and encourage you to stick around and explore.
We know you have questions, so let's get right to them.
What's Movieline?
Movieline was a Hollywood magazine that launched in 1989. Fittingly enough, Jane Fonda was on the first cover (Fonda is now an unwitting Movieline contributor via our Twitter feed), and one of its features was titled The Culture of Reincarnation ("Comebacks... Sequels... Remakes... the movie business thrives on déjà vu...").
Right from the start, it was abundantly clear that this was going to be an exciting new take on an old subject. It was smart, insidery, hilarious, a little naughty, and miles ahead of its time.
Why revive it?
Why? Because it was awesome, and there's been nothing like it since. And it sure as hell deserves a comeback/sequel/remake more than A Nightmare on Elm Street does.
What should we expect?
A lot. For one thing, we've expanded our coverage to encompass all aspects of entertainment. Also, you may have noticed we exist online -- you know, that series of tubes that wasn't around much back when Sean Young ruled the Hills -- so expect a steady, up-to-the-minute stream of breaking news, exclusive interviews, reviews, and features. You may also notice some of the magazine's greatest hits making a return -- classic columns like Hollywood Ink, Bad Movies We Love, our signature cheeky lists (yes--Movieline started those), and perhaps even a Guess Who/Don't Sue blind item now and again. Look for all of these and more in an elegantly bundled online package, free from the billowing hair and pastel-colored fashions of that bygone era.
I don't work in Hollywood. Do I belong here?
Yes. Movieline caters to anyone with strong opinions about pop culture. We eat, breathe, and poop the stuff, and presumably you do, too. Whether or not you work in The Biz (Biz tip: no one who works in the The Biz actually calls it The Biz), there's bound to be something here to grab your interest. On the other hand, for the industry insiders and aspiring players among you: Welcome to your new home. This is a place for anyone who likes their weekend grosses with a strong cup of irony, and wants to find out who's been hired and fired in Hollywood before they do.
Sounds great! How much is it?
It's free.
Free? Wow. Is there any way I can repay you?
Yes. For starters, hang out. Tell your friends about us. Comment. And most importantly -- tip us. No, not 18%, though that is customary. We mean send us story ideas, dirt, celebrity sightings, overhead snippets of conversations. Don't second-guess yourself! The more we hear from you, the better.
OK. Can I start reading now?
You may.
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Comments
Yay!
YEEEEEESSS. I've missed Movieline since both the days when I used to use it as a cover for gay porn mags in high school and also since college when I used to actually read it faithfully, and I also miss the now-defunct REAL Defamer desperately and though I'm kinda mad at you guys that you've apparently been posting for days prior to sending your email announcement I totally forgive you and oh my God I'm just so happy.
That is all.
I loved Movieline so much. Bad Movies We Love!! :heart:
I loved the Bottom Shelf movie reviews, too. And Greatish Performances. And Joe Queenan, I must admit.
Don't fuck this up, former Defamers.
Welcome back! Def**er has been lackluster, I mean.. blind items every day?
Anyway great to see the site, and on the defense of A Nightmare on Elm Street, Jackie Earle Haley is pitch-perfect for Freddy. Hopefully Tara dies, quickly.
Pounces and huggles you to my big American breasts! I missed you soooooo much and never realized how much until I would start to skip over to see what Defamer would be saying about a juicy entertainment bit and then have to halt mid bounce that alas it was no more 🙁
Welcome back & as David Walliams said on The Big Fat Quiz of the Year 'Congratsawelldone'
Let the joyful skipping commence once more!
Welcome back to the Internets, y'all! It's great to have you where you belong - serving up a piping hot cup of snark daily. Yum.
Great site; good to have a daily dose of LOL again. One complaint: Your tip was only a half-tip: If not The Biz, then what? ANYWAY:
CONGRATULATIONS!
Boys, you're back! How I've missed you guys!
Congrats on the launch.
Very, very happy to have your writing and insight back online. You can grab my interest as much as you want!
Lord love a duck, the snarksters are back!! This is indeed, a happy, happy day!!
Welcome Back, it was soooo boring without you. I saw the news about Phil Specter and just knew you would be here. Let the snark flow freely boys and gal, we missed you.
Excellent!
Yessssssssssssss! Where's the virtual tequila?
Welcome back. Couldn't be more delighted!
Thank god, thank god, thank god you are back. You have been desperately missed. Congratulations and long site life!
YOU COMPLETE ME!! seriously...LLH has felt like a little bit of her wit had left her when you guys got dumped. why am i talking about myself in the 3rd person? i have no idea. maybe all will be right in the world now. :*
Is profanity acceptable on this site? I ask because your absence fucking sucked.
we’ve been wandering the desert without you. bring on the snark, bitch and wit! and don't forget the crazyass Scientology updates. what's Leah Remini feeding her kid these days... we need to know.
I'm not going to say welcome back because you never should have had to leave!
Thank you! I haven't loved a movie magazine with the vehement passion I held for Movieline in well, almost 20 years. Its about time you got back in the game. xoxox!
Hehe, funny discussion here!
I really, really missed you guys.
Hello. Good to see you.
This better be good...
I'm overjoyed at the return of some of my favorite voices
Hallelujah! You are now at the top of my news bookmarks.
I was a Movieline subscriber during its entire run and LOVED it. It's a joy to have it back and being written by my favorite folks.
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