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Hoo Boy: New Legends of the Guardian Trailer Has Owls For All Seasons

"From Warner Bros. Pictures, the studio that brought you Happy Feet..." That's as specific an internal endorsement as Warners is ready to give its this fall's animated epic Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole, whose new trailer declines to mention director Zack Snyder ("From the director of Dawn of the Dead, 300 and Watchmen" just didn't have the same family-friendly ring) and a voice cast including Helen Mirren, Geoffrey Rush, Abbie Cornish, Jim Sturgess and Hugo Weaving. This one will live and die by its animation, thank you very much. Lucky them: The strategy worked.

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Watch Alison Brie Talk About the 'Angry Pirate' and Other Ridiculous Sex Acts

The summer of Mad Men rolls on! In the latest video from Funny or Die, Alison Brie, her Mad Men co-star Rich Sommer and Mrs. Landingham from West Wing -- OK, fine, Kathryn Joosten -- help bring to life a world where the U.S. Patents Office copyrights 57 sex acts per year. Naturally Brie -- the self-described "Queen of Copulation" -- plays a young lady who has perfected a vast array of them with her husband while still finding time to come up with some of her own. Like "The Military-Style Execution" and "Bad Dog," two sex acts which are way more disgusting than you're even imagining right now. If you always wanted to hear Brie say "plastic penis," here's your chance. Barely NSFW video after the jump.

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Never Let Me Go Trailer: Save Us From the Summer Doldrums, Carey Mulligan!

Christ, can fall get here fast enough? This has been one of the most uninspiring summer movie seasons ever, and it only makes the quality releases coming in a few months all the more essential. Yesterday, Sofia Coppola threw us a life preserver by way of her trailer for Somewhere, and now it's Never Let Me Go's turn.

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The Bagman Trailer: Kevin Spacey Embraces His Inner Mob Movie [UPDATED]

When Movieline saw the first public screening of Casino Jack Bagman back in January, director George Hickenlooper described his newest film as "Goodfellas in Washington." And if that's the case, then it's no wonder the trailer is wall-to-wall with Rolling Stones music cues. But where's Joe Pesci when you need him? [UPDATE: Casino Jack is still alive and well in the U.S.; what follows is a foreign sales trailer -- and an explanation from director George Hickenlooper.]

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Somewhere Trailer: It's a Sofia Coppola Megamix!

The Somewhere trailer is out and I'm short on time (plus it's not embeddable), so let's make this brief: is this the ultimate Sofia Coppola movie or what? There's a dreamy blond waif straight out of The Virgin Suicides, a past-his-prime actor living out his ennui in a hotel just like in Lost in Translation (and a wacky cultural side trip to Italy that may provide more region-specific humor in the vein of "Lip my stocking"), and the deliciously composed shots and decadence of Marie Antoinette. Does that sound like a negative, derivative appraisal? Quite the contrary: those things couldn't make me more excited. Come out already! [Apple]

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First Listen: 'Bred and Buttered' by John Hawkes, from Winter's Bone

"I'm the kind of songwriter who isn't good on spec," confesses John Hawkes. "Sometimes I can sit down and a song will kind of happen, but more likely, an idea will follow me around for months and shove me into a corner until there's no more choice and it just comes out." So how did the actor end up on the soundtrack to Winter's Bone, the just-released indie where Hawkes stars opposite Jennifer Lawrence?

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VIDEO: FlashForward Blackout Protests are More Fun Than Actual Show

They did it, you guys! In protest of ABC's decision to cancel FlashForward, literally dozens of fans the world over decided to stage their own version of the show's blackout sequence. While collapsed on the ground, they all shared a single vision of a future where FlashForward was still canceled, but at least their YouTube videos will be seen by more people than watched the actual finale! Here are the best of the bunch, culled from Seattle, Burbank, Chicago and London:

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The Mysterious Alvin Greene Ends Awkward Video Week With a Bang

How are you enjoying Awkward Video Week at Movieline? No one here could ever have planned such a cringe-y success, and certainly no one anywhere could have imagined it might include such diverse personalities as Salma Hayek, Patrick Stewart, Natalie Portman and Alvin Greene. "Wait," you say. "Who's Alvin Greene?" Well, that's the thing: Nobody effing knows. But Keith Olbermann was determined to find out Thursday night -- and that's when the AVW grand finale got underway.

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New Boardwalk Empire Trailer: And Steve Buscemi as Tony Soprano

The first real trailer for the Martin Scorsese HBO series Boardwalk Empire has appeared online -- first because mostly wordless and ethereal teaser trailers don't count -- and the enjoyment you get from it depends solely on your answer to one question: Did you always want to see Steve Buscemi as Tony Soprano? If the answer is yes, then good news! You'll love this blood-soaked 90-second jaunt through 1920s Atlantic City. If the answer is no, however -- well, at least there's Michael Shannon.

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Tom Cruise Would Like to Be Your New Viral Video Star

Someone must have introduced Tom Cruise to YouTube this year, because the dude is seriously going after this bite-sized video market. After watching Cruise harass himself and the stars of Twilight in short-form content and then endure an ass-whooping at the feet of Cameron Diaz, are you ready for the latest, World-Cup-friendly edition of his viral videos?

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NSFW: Jim Carrey's Gay Sex Scene From I Love You Phillip Morris

Will general audiences in the United States ever see I Love You Phillip Morris, the Jim Carrey/Ewan McGregor gay farce that played at Sundance in 2009? It's looking less and less likely, since despite being released all over the world by now, the film still can't land a U.S. distributor that can actually pay its guarantee. Potentially part of the holdup? This super graphic gay sex scene.

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4 Lessons From 4 Minutes of The A-Team

Judging from the reviews, the marketing campaign and the interview stylings of Quinton "Rampage" Jackson, your hopes for the quality of The A-Team were probably nestled somewhere between Con Air and stab your eyeballs out. But if the four, hilariously non-consecutive minutes of the film that were "leaked" online prove anything, it's that The A-Team looks like the action mess of the summer. Congrats, Joe Carnahan! You've managed to out-fever dream Smokin' Aces. After the jump, the four lessons learned from the video.

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Michael Musto's The Hollywood Kid: Tyler Perry's Rumors and Reality Star Woes

Michael Musto isn't afraid to go there in this week's installment of The Hollywood Kid. What exactly is Tyler Perry up to on his secret island -- when he isn't distracted by Mariah Carey, of course -- and with who? Why is Megan Mullally enlisting Leslie Jordan for her Will & Grace stage spinoff, but not Sean Hayes? And what reality star is willing to be lowballed just for the chance to topline a cable show? Let Musto get to the bottom of all this for you; all you have to do is post your guesses in the comments.

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The Tangled Trailer: Pull Your Hair Out

Did you watch How to Train Your Dragon and think, "Gee, if only Disney had made this film, but without dragons and charm"? Then say hello to Rapunzel Tangled, the next non-Pixar film from Disney that will probably disappoint and lead to Cars 4 or Toy Story 7. Wait, it's in 3D? Oh, never mind -- this thing is going to make a boatload.

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Watch Chuck Lorre's Admitted Failure: The Original Big Bang Theory Pilot

Here's your Big Bang Theory trivia of the day: Long before Kaley Cuoco joined the CBS sitcom as Leonard and Sheldon's ditzy neighbor Penny, Chuck Lorre shot a pilot with unknown Canadian actress/VJ Amanda Walsh as his female lead. Walsh and her character -- a street smart gal with a sensitive core -- were both scrapped by Lorre after CBS rejected the pilot. Now, thanks to the wonder of the internet, that original episode (that even Lorre said "sucked") is available for your viewing pleasure.

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