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The Event Convolution Alert: In Alien Family Power Struggles, Mom Prevails

If you worried The Event was losing its touch after last week's benignly confusing "For the Good of Our Country," fret not! Last night's "Your World to Take" sets the show right back in the migraine-inducing territory where it belongs. Grab your cold compresses and click through for the rundown!

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So, Who Will Win Dancing with the Stars Tonight?

I'll give co-host Brooke Burke credit for one thing: She was right to proclaim this season of Dancing with the Stars the most controversial yet on last night's show. Going into tonight's harrowing finale, Jennifer Grey, Kyle Massey, and Bristol Palin have ample reason to be both optimistic and really worried. But who's going to come out on top? We weigh the pros and cons for each remaining competitor and pick your eventual Dancing with the Stars champion. Click through for some knowledge.

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Late Night Highlights: David Letterman Gives Natalie Portman Her Oscar Win

Do you know who really loved the Darren Aronofsky film Black Swan? David Letterman. Last night, he grilled star Natalie Portman about her bone-breaking training for the film and predicted that she would win this year's Oscar race. Elsewhere, Craig Ferguson declared legal war on his French copycat, Jay Pharoah showed off his Eddie Murphy and Will Smith impressions, and Conan O'Brien used his blimp to stalk Gary Busey.

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This Week's Best Thanksgiving Television: A Movieline Guide

You have less than a full week to plan Thanksgiving dinner, which means that you probably are not putting much thought into which television series are celebrating the holiday with special turkey-themed episodes. Lucky for you, Movieline has compiled the best of this week's Thanksgiving-themed primetime television -- which features guest stars like Jorge Garcia, Norm MacDonald, Angelina Jolie and President Obama -- in one handy guide.

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Help Movieline Caption the 11 Best Screenshots from Oprah's Final Day of Favorite Things

Oprah's second day of Ultimate Favorite Things culminated with a grand giveaway of...the redesigned 2012 VW Beetle. Eh? Of course. Oprah had the nerve to ask the audience, "Didn't that surprise you?" and they all jackknifed in unison and cawed "yes" like Disney parrots. Please. They traded their old cars on Craigslist for a couple of hamburgers months ago. Anyway, we've got 11 more emotional/devastating/funny/worrisome screencaps for you to caption. Sharpen thine tongues, dear elves.

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Exclusive: True Blood Vamp Plays Minds Games

Fresh off her head-turning role as Bill's maker Lorena on True Blood, Mariana Klaveno has booked a guest stint on CBS' forthcoming spinoff Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior. The actress will play Veronica, a spotlight-hungry hellraiser who excels at manipulating the opposite sex. Sounds like Lorena minus the fangs.

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Sarah Palin's Alaska: Bludgeoning God's Creatures for the Halibut

Yes sirree, Sarah and Bristol Plain killed halibut with a billy club on Sarah Palin's Alaska last night. Bristol almost retreated several times, but her muscle memory just reloaded wildly, slapping those halibut like a Nordic Ruth Buzzi. Of course, there's more fishiness and feistiness where that came from. Come along for the rootin' tootin' review.

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Just the Facts: Mindy Cohn returns!

Brenda Hampton is reviving the career of another '80s icon. The writer-producer -- who made Molly Ringwald relevant again in The Secret Life of the American Teenager -- has tapped The Facts of Life's Mindy Cohn (go, Natalie!) to join the cast of her currently untitled ABC Family drama as a regular.

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Tom Bergeron Plays My Favorite Scene with Movieline

Last week we talked to Dancing with the Stars's dignified emcee, the dependable Tom Bergeron, and quizzed him on Bristol Palin's doubters, arguing with judges, and the fun of live TV. But before we tied up our interview, we asked him to play Moveline's game for cinephiles, My Favorite Scene, and he happily identified his favorite film scene of all-time. As expected, Bergeron's choice was as whimsical and droll as he is. Watch the clip after the jump.

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Who Scored Big in Week Seven of SNL's Not-Ready-for-Prime-Time-Player Relevancy Poll?

We have a first-timer at the top of the SNL Relevancy Poll this week! And, considering how great this weekend's episode was, it's actually pretty remarkable to note that it wasn't driven by the usual suspects. So, at least for two weeks, say hello to your new SNLThanksgiving King, Bobby Moynihan.

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A List of Every Relevant Thing That Happened at the American Music Awards

The American Music Awards insisted on happening Sunday night, and you're rightfully confused as to why Dick Clark allows these shenanigans to continue. There weren't many reasons to care -- after all, Adam Lambert didn't even catapult his crotch into our face -- but ahead, here are the most indelible moments. Get ready to come down with Bieber Fever, guys!

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'You Sent a Message All Right -- That You're Idiots': Boardwalk Empire Recapped

Attention 14-year-old boys of all ages: Paz de la Huerta returned to Boardwalk Empire last night after a brief absence, and if you were hoping that she'd end up naked and riding Michael Shannon's Nelson Van Alden (while calling him "daddy"), you're in luck! Because that happened. Let's skip down the yellow brick road and assess the damage from "The Emerald City."

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Mia Michaels Out As Judge On So You Think You Can Dance. Thank God.

It's not just American Idol that's been shaking up the judges' panel. On Nigel Lythgoe's other Fox reality show, So You Think You Can Dance, they've been hitting puree on the panel for a few seasons now. First they installed director/Miley Cyrus sex device Adam Shankman in the third judges' chair that had previously been free-floating. Then they booted shrieking Mary Murphy for choreographer Michaels. But now, according to E!, Michaels is dunzo and Murphy is returning, and in my opinion, that's a good thing.

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SNL Scorecard: Anne Hathaway Leads a Spirited Comeback

Anne Hathaway did more than bring Saturday Night Live back to form last night -- she hosted the most consistent episode from start to finish this season. Hathaway, when she hosted two years ago, was surprisingly game for just about anything, and her second stint as host -- often a letdown for most hosts not names Jon Hamm -- proved to be a winner. To the Scorecard!

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Scheduling Apocalypse: Fox Moves American Idol To Wednesday And Thursday

Thursday night is rapidly turning into the network equivalent of the O.K. Corral. First CBS, sensing weakness on the part of NBC's comedies, moved The Big Bang Theory and $#*! My Dad Says into the 8 PM berth formerly held by Survivor. NBC responded by doubling-down and expanding their night into a 3 hour comedy behemoth. And now Fox is looking to join the fight. Check out their full, new midseason line-up after the break.

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