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Thornton Flees Canada After Likening Population to Gravyless Side-Starch

It doesn't take very long in today's trainwreck-hungry media environment for one surly interview to tank a movie star's career--a subsidiary, vanity career, mind you, but a career nonetheless. And in the few short days since Billy Bob Thornton delivered a barrage of impudent responses to unerringly polite CBC radio journalist Jian Ghomeshi, that's exactly what happened. The showdown, if you've not yet seen it, is highly entertaining--one yeshiva beard short of blogger nirvana, really--and occurred Wednesday, when Thornton was in Toronto with his band the Boxmasters to open for Willie Nelson.
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Miley Cyrus Bites Head Off Hollow Chocolate Hollywood

In today's Hollywood Ink ... Miley steals Vin's Easter basket ... Showtime passes on its one sure thing ... Parks and Recreation isn't a ratings dumping ground ...
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How to Piss Off Iron Man at The Soloist Press Conference

The amazing thing about attending a press conference presided over by Robert Downey Jr.--in this case, for The Soloist, in a conference room at the Beverly Hills Four Seasons--is just how, well, Robert Downey Juniorish the actor is. You're half-waiting for him to reveal, "I am Iron Man" at any given moment. Take this opening exchange:

First Journalist: I've got to ask. What do you think [Tropic Thunder Method actor] Lincoln O'Siris would think of Jamie's performance in this?

Robert Downey Jr.: Next question.

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NBC Wheeling Out Monologue Monkeys For 2009 Upfronts

Today in Hollywood Ink: NBC goes full-upfrontal ... Sundance loses another ... Showtime has fear of series-pickup commitment ...
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David O. Russell to Terrorize Young Teens in Love

Today in Hollywood Ink: David O. Russell tries his hand at John Hughesian high school comedies, Ralph Fiennes mulls lording over the Clash of the Titans underworld, and Elm Street finds a star comfortable in the genre.

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