Welcome To Movieline's Golden Globes Red Carpet Live Blog
Based on the incredible volume of Ryan Seacrest's hair, it must be Golden Globes time! And for the next hour, Movieline will be bringing you our highly subjective play-by-play of the festivities. And at 8, join us as we live-blog the awards. See you after the jump.
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LOVE Poehler & Fey. Can they just stay onstage all night?
Drink for every subsequent porn joke.
Lena Dunham is adorbs. That is all.
Drink for every... Poehler/Fey costume change
Drink for every AWKWARD MOMENT
Quick, DRINKING GAME RULES:
HAHAH, Mel GIbson is sitting with RDJ. it's like a diorama of bad decisions.
Appropriate, since that game is like 50% dressing your character up in extremely chic clothes. The other 50% is, of course, rampant cartoon murder.
Holy crap, the music used in the ad for Joan Rivers' fashion coverage is from the score for Saints Row the Third.
This comment I'm posting about the conversation on what is getting the most online buzz has to be the most meta thing ever posted to Movieline.
So, do all these actresses know that submitting to this E! 360-cam deal means that their outfits are being critiqued by Kelly Osbourne and that man-child who's always standing next to her?
I am guilty of being in the same club. I like blueberry e-cigs.
He's also one of those smokeless cigarette dudes. I watched him producing blue light all night at The Weinstein Company's pre-Oscar party last year. And then, I feel like he had a cigar.
Is anyone else seeing the commercial for Lifestyle Lift? Because this is a Golden Globes caliber song if I've ever heard one.
What's the over/under on the number of herbal jazz cigarettes Leonardo DiCaprio has consumed?
His hair makes the edge!
Seacrest 5'8"?? HE WISHES.
The Internet tells me Seacrest is 5"8.
Now surprise us, Ben. Announce you're running for Senate. JUSTKIDDING
Does anyone know how tall Ryan Seacrest REALLY is?!?! It's driving me nuts. Please help.
This might be Kate Hudson's most natural performance since Almost Famous.
I have to admit their coverage is a lot less discomforting than NBCs, which is currently taking sycophancy to new heights, even for red carpet coverage.
So, now E! is using some weird 360-degree dress-cam for Hayden Panettiere
Seacrest helps Clooney works in his new tequila brand, Casamigos. Free product placement!
Way to synergize the Golden Globes, Clooney. #buymybooze
Sofia Vergara looks PO'd
And as brief as his final cameo on ER.
ER reunion with George Clooney & Julianna Margulies
Dammit Clooney, stop being so handsome.
Ha! That was a moment. All that pressure on Sienna Miller.
OH my god, "Even perfect people have issues". Thank you for keeping me in mind guys!
Pregnant ladies on the red carpet aahhhhh!
Oh, Hollywood Foreign Press: Please don't be stupid and fail to award Skyfall.
Memo to Lana Del Rey: Adele says she was "very pregnant and very emotional" while recording her wonderful "Skyfall" theme song.
She has also briefly convinced me she's a closet Scott Walker fan, which makes me much more favorably disposed to her music than I was before.
Adele is the classiest looking woman I've seen tonight.
Just thinking that Amanda Seyfried and John Mayer would make a good pair.
Ross, you're so right about Urban.
Better, if one of her exes shows up and makes a scene.
Maybe we should do a little wagering. What happens first: does she get asked or does she volunteer?
Do you think someone's going to ask Taylor Swift about her love life?
It's like they're faxing us the red carpet.
The E! cameras up-and-down scan of all the celebs is giving me the creeps.
Lena Dunham is very gracious not to angrily respond to the question of whether she's like her character on Girls with "have you heard of writing before?'
Taylor Swift talking about writing from Katniss point-of-view -- about dating Jake Gyllenhaal?
I hope he is! I'd pay to watch him Patty Duke his way through the Marvelverse!
Hugh Jackman looks like he's auditioning to play Doctor Strange in some future Marvel movie.
After Roker's recent White House visit admission, I'll never be able to look at him the same way, but Zooey Deschanel's dress and pearls are unfairly lovely.
It's rather nice of Keith Urban to make himself look as much like Nicole Kidman as possible.
Liev Schrieber tells Ryan Seacrest they share the same trainer. That kind of blows my mind.
I hate to start this off with a dress critique, but Jennifer Lawrence's gown looked like it came with extra storage in the, um, neckline.