Fear Not, The CDC Officially Says Zombies Don't Exist

With all the face-eatin' madness going around lately, it's been easy to wonder, after watching a few too many horror movies, if this is how the zombie apocalypse begins. Well, rest easy: The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention have officially stated that no zombie-making viruses exist. Yet. "CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms)," CDC spokesman David Daigle wrote to HuffPo. Phew! Still, remember the basics just in case they're horribly, horribly wrong: Go for the brain, run fast, and head for the nearest mall. Right? [Huffington Post]