Congrats, Asylum! Franchise Milestone Mega Shark vs. Mecha Shark Is Coming

The Asylum - Mega Shark

Exciting news today from the mockbuster mavens at The Asylum: The B-movie specialists have announced their next creature feature, Mega Shark vs. Mecha Shark, a sequel to 2009's Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus and its 2010 follow-up Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus. This time around the hardy Mega Shark faces the ultimate enemy: Mecha Shark, "her mechanical doppelganger." Contain yourselves!

“The fan response to the Mega Shark franchise has been rabid,” said The Asylum partner Paul Bales in a statement. “In addition to a very persuasive online petition, we found that Mega Shark has taken on a life of her own. We’ve received photos of Mega Shark cakes, toys and games on a near-daily basis, and we thought it was high time she did battle with an iconic Mecha monster.”

If you've been resistant to the charms of the Asylum's brand of so bad they're good genre pics and blockbuster knock-offs, now's the time to come to terms with the truth: This is the closest cinema has come to replicating Gojira and its kaiju brethren since the golden years of Toho.

What's more, Mega Shark vs. Mecha Shark will mark The Asylum's first-ever trilogy. High five, guys! Let's have a toast to the franchise contributions of Debbie Gibson and Jaleel White! Someone get me a Mega Shark cake!

Take a look back at Mega Shark's greatest hits and brainstorm: Which former '80s/'90s idol will lead the cast this time around?

Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus:

Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus:



Comments

  • Wow. There was KING KONG ESCAPES, with its Mechani-
    Kong. Two movies with Mechagodzilla. Now...this.
    Luckily, the Japanese are resilient when it comes to monster attacks.
    The Golden Gate Bridge took its lumps when IT CAME FROM BENEATH THE SEA.
    Jen, my suggestion would be to find monster-joy with
    ASTRO-ZOMBIES and THE worst movie ever: THE
    CREEPING TERROR.
    Make your own popcorn, drink what you want, never
    be bothered by cellphones in YOUR home theater.
    Play. Rewind the cool stuff. Play, repeat, play.
    KRIS, of KAG

  • Tread says:

    How about mega shark vs meta shark?

  • Jose Prendes says:

    Dr. Hu returns in MECHA SHARK....hint hint. Our plan is to top all the others!

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