It's About Time Someone Mashed Up The Muppets and Goldman Sachs

What if kamikaze NYT op-edder Greg Smith were a chicken from the Henson Workshop? What else? "My proudest moments in life — laying a plastic egg in Johannesberg, my LGTB teen awareness work with Bert, becoming Gonzo's 539th domestic partner — have all come through hard work, with no shortcuts. With its cheap efforts to turn Gen X parents misty with sentimentality, the Muppets just doesn’t feel right to me anymore. I'm no Chicken Little — if things don't change soon, the sky will indeed be falling." [The Awl]