Atlas Shrugged Part II is Hiring! No Résumés Required!
Remember the snoozy, clip-art-looking ad campaign for the low-budget Atlas Shrugged Part I? Those days are over, if the producers — and maybe you or any designers you know — have anything to say about it:
Full-time position working on the Atlas Shrugged Movie Marketing team (may work remotely). Must be proficient in Photoshop and Illustrator and posses depth of knowledge in Web related Graphics and design. HTML, CSS, and Usability huge pluses. Experience with Adobe Premiere helpful. Responsibilities to include evolving the foundational Atlas brand, creating collateral and assets for print & web. DO NOT send resume.
Not very Objectivist of them! Oh, and there's a paid internship opening, too, for the enterprising youngster with the best "brief 3 paragraph essay answering the question 'Who is Ayn Rand?'" In any case, please disregard that two more new jobs were just created on Obama's watch. Thanks!