Today in 'No, Thanks': Hop-Inspired Doughnuts

Here's just the Easter treat for that special child in your life whom you totally hate: "'We've captured the delightfulness of this hilarious hit family comedy in two great-tasting, egg-shaped treats,' explains Ron Rupocinski, Krispy Kreme Corporate Chef. 'They're a fun and colorful way for your family to celebrate the arrival of spring and the Blu-ray™ and DVD release of HOP.'" Reportedly, neither taste like Russell Brand, so there's that. [PRNewswire]