Will John Carter of Tennessee Watch John Carter of Mars?

"Yes, because everybody's giving me a ration about it. I wish they would have named it something else because I have a weird background and now people keep accusing me of being reincarnated." I see. How about John Carter of Oklahoma? "Why are you calling? Oh. Well, he's been dead for over 10 years." [Moviefone]


  • j'accuse! says:

    John Carter of New Jersey sounds like he's in the midst of an existential crisis: "I don't know. I haven't been feeling too well. I don't believe there's a plan."