File Under Never: Boy Scouts vs. Zombies
Or, as it's known around the ML office, BS vs. Zzzz: "Etan Cohen, one of the town's hottest comedy scribes, is in negotiations to make his directorial debut on Paramount's horror-comedy Boy Scouts vs. Zombies. With an 'it's all in the title' moniker, Boy Scouts centers on a troop that must save a group of girl scouts from a pack of zombies with designs on spoiling a camping trip." [THR]
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It should be Girl Scouts Vs Zombies. That we we can all experience the glee of schadenfreude when one of the girls gets their arm eaten off by a zombie.
This is what you get when you charge $4 a box and barely filling half the box with those cookies.
You're awesome.
Boys saving girls? A bit unbelievable, don't you think? Or can't zombies be shot down with a bow, requiring some gift granted those -- patience? subterfuge? invisibility? -- who'll grow up to play second-fiddle to their wives?
You can never get clearance on "Boy Scouts", can you?