File Under Never: Boy Scouts vs. Zombies

Or, as it's known around the ML office, BS vs. Zzzz: "Etan Cohen, one of the town's hottest comedy scribes, is in negotiations to make his directorial debut on Paramount's horror-comedy Boy Scouts vs. Zombies. With an 'it's all in the title' moniker, Boy Scouts centers on a troop that must save a group of girl scouts from a pack of zombies with designs on spoiling a camping trip." [THR]