Gary Oldman Gives Dramatic Reading of Jersey Shore Recap
Forget Transformers TV spots and Oscar frontrunner Jean Dujardin's racy French posters; let's talk about Best Actor nominee Gary Oldman and the Jersey Shore bump he's about to get from this dramatic reading of Snooki peeing her pants. Jimmy Kimmel put the Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy star up to the stunt on his late night show -- Which is on television! That thing that Oscar voters watch!
Maybe Jersey Shore recaps are the new phone book. Let's make all of this year's nominees read aloud about The Situation's pubes and JWoww's bikini waxes or whatever and see who comes out with their dignity intact.