Great News For Katy Perry!

Sorry, though -- you're screwed: "Pop sensation Katy Perry could be headed to the big-screen—and in 3-D, to boot. Paramount has initiated talks with Perry's camp, as well as Imagine Entertainment, to create a documentary-style 3D film centered on the powerhouse singer-songwriter." In seemingly related news, Soul Train creator and host Don Cornelius committed suicide this morning. [THR]


  • Capote99 says:

    That was in poor taste and REALLY funny -- the perfect combination.

  • Elias says:

    I just had to drop in and say I never EVER thought I'd laugh so hard at the idea of someone's suicide, but that paragraph is the perfect set up for that last bit of punchline. Comedy genius. You made my I must shower.

  • Artist-hating Charles says:

    You guys can mock her all you want. Personally, I find the idea of Katy in 3-D titillating.

    • S.T. VanAirsdale says:

      Who's mocking her? I'm just saying that she sucks and this is a cynical idea for a terrible movie. Welcome to Hollywood, etc etc.