'WHERE THE F–K IS DRAKE?' When Rappers Are Tardy, Sundance Edition

The Daily Beast's Marlow Stern reports from Saturday night's hot ticket: "Aziz [Ansari], barely audible over the jabbering crowd and telling jokes skewering everything from the gay hookup app Grindr to the sanctity of marriage, is bombing terribly. He’s visibly annoyed. All of a sudden, Cuba Gooding Jr. bum-rushes the stage out of nowhere, snatches Aziz’s microphone, and yells, 'Everybody, shut the FUCK up! Have some respect for the black men onstage.' Aziz —who is Indian— looks baffled, and when Cuba exits, remarks, 'Y’all would be paying more attention if we were showing Boat Trip up here!' Aziz: 1, Cuba: 0." [Sundance Channel/Daily Beast]


  • miles silverberg says:

    Good to know Cuba is the new WINNING! There was a gap in the crazy for a while.

    • j'accuse! says:

      Everybody thinks they're Kanye now. I was at my friend from college's wedding and his drunk uncle pulled that ish too. This is our future.