VIDEO: The Only Jackass/Vertigo Mash-Up You'll Ever Need

If Kim Novak sincerely thought that hearing music cues from Vertigo in The Artist was tantamount to artistic "rape," then wait until she gets a look at the expropriation binge underway at Press Play. The site, known for its terrific video essays on all things film, is in the waning hours of a "Vertigoed" contest that has found Bernard Herrmann's celebrated "Scene D'Amour" theme applied to everything from Star Wars to Freddy Got Fingered to -- praise God -- Jackass 2.

Check out the latter, priceless, obviously NSFW clip below, and find dozens more (and/or submit your own) videos over at Press Play. Happy Friday! You were done working for the most part anyway, right?