300: The Battle of Artemisium Has a Nice Ring to It, Kind of, Not Really
Big news from the swords-and-sandals prequel front! And by "big," I mean, "Warner Bros. spent roughly .00000005 of its budget on the follow-up to 300 registering a domain for a title that may or may not be final but Jesus Christ it is slow out there so let's talk about it anyway because it's got kind of a ring to it and in any case five is a lot of syllables for a 10-letter word, don't you think?"
From the Web-registry eagle eyes at Fusible:
According to newly registered domain names, the film studio will go with the rumored title 300: The Battle of Artemisium.
On January 3, several names were privately registered through the internet brand protection company MarkMonitor like thebattleofartemisium.com, 300thebattleofartemisium.com and 300-thebattleofartemisium.com.
Although the owner of each domain is hidden behind MarkMonitor’s privacy service DNStination, Warner Bros. is a client of MarkMonitor, so there’s little doubt that Warner Bros. is the registrant.
This! Is! Artemisium! Enh.
· Prequel will be called 300: The Battle of Artemisium [Fusible]
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Meh. The only thing that can save a movie with that title is, instead of a big Persian drag queen, the new villain is RuPaul. "The time has come for you to lip-synch... for your LIFE!"
LOLOL. Love it.
The people will always remember the Battle o' Fartemisium.
The domain looks like the battle-o-fart-emission.com to me.
Really? They couldn't have just called it 301?
This town really does need an enema.
do any of you Einstiens have any clue about the real history behind the Persian Wars ,READ READ READ THAN MAKE AN EDUCATED REMARK instead of sounding stupid
ja ja ja....y mi puto marido se fue a bulgaria poe 4 meces para editar esta mierda de mentiras.
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