The Cathouse Brothel Guy Is About to Make Your Alien Hooker Dreams Come True

Lonely sci-fi nerds, listen up: It was only a matter of time following the recent influx of geek-themed porn, but Dennis Hof, the professional pimp and entrepreneur behind the Moonlite Bunny Ranch brothel seen on HBO's Cathouse, is about to make your fantasies come true. Soon, in the not-so-distant future (ok, a few months from now), Hof and partner/"chief alien design queen" Heidi Fleiss will open the Alien Cathouse 90 miles northwest of Las Vegas -- a legal brothel with a science fiction theme. Bring on the green-skinned Orion hotties!

At least, given Hof's dedication to the theme, you'd think that's the direction his spaced-out new venture will go in. (Question: Can sex workers legally sell their wares in costume as copyrighted characterizations, or will they need to pay royalties? Someone get me a hooker lawyer, stat.) Speaking with the Las Vegas Review-Journal, Hof promises that the establishment will feature "girls from another world," and that they will, indeed, be clad in alien-themed costumes.

The goal is to service geeks of all stripes, Hof explained to CBS Las Vegas -- "everyone, all the Star Wars fans and Trekkies." I'm picturing something like the cosplay ball at Comic-Con, only year-round. And more whorish. Hey! Not that there's anything wrong with that...

All I know is, there's been a gaping hole in the Vegas sci-fi community since Star Trek: The Experience closed up shop in 2008. Turn down the lights and pour the Klingon blood wine, nerds. You may have trouble finding a three-breasted woman, but I bet these ladies will at least listen to your fanfic.

[Las Vegas Review-Journal, CBS Las Vegas, Geekosystem]



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