Early Report: Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance is so Awful, You'll Pee Fire
I guess the new Nicolas Cage fire urination epic Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance did not soar like a blazing motorcycle across the night sky at Buttnumbathon recently. In fact, it tanked. There's a flamin' new poster for the film - one that would look impressive on a Hot Topic t-shirt or a bitchin' Trapper Keeper - but we've got three definitely stanky tweets about the movie after the jump. We threw in a dollop of hope at the end, though.
And now, the stank. You'd think someone would find campy fun in this freaky heap. Apparently not.
And finally, that dollop of "hope."
We're in trouble? No. Urine trouble.